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Sorry to break it to you, but cats are better than dogs 

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Upon reading the title of this article, I know what you’re inevitably thinking: another internet treatise demanding allegiance in the great “cats vs. dogs” war. But indulge me, because the light-footed, whiskered aristocrats of the pet world deserve some serious appreciation — especially since you may have read otherwise.  

The case for cats is nothing short of elegance, independence and zero guilt. Many may insist that dogs are superior because they rely on you — needing you for walks, play and the very meaning of their day — but isn’t this exactly the problem? Don’t get me wrong — I think dogs are adorable — but why would I prefer a furry roommate who treats me like a mandatory walk-toilet-food machine over my cats? 

Cats, on the other hand, bring a refined sort of companionship. Many cats are perfectly content to be alone for stretches of the day. These animals are solitary by nature, meaning that you can go to work, run errands, live your life and return home without worrying if your pet has suffered a meltdown in the meantime.  

No guilt, no constant demands and no leash required. That is freedom — for them and for you.  

Cats are low maintenance luxury. Thinking logistically, cats groom themselves. Dogs? Not as reliable. Any dog owner knows that their pet needs regular baths, brushing and walks, even when it’s raining or snowing. Cats? They get themselves together and mostly stay out of your hair.  

Also, have you ever had to deal with a litter box? Sure, it has its own nuisances. But a cat’s elimination routine is contained, predictable and indoor-friendly. Compared to the saga of cleaning up after your rain-hating chihuahua throwing tantrums because “you didn’t walk me at precisely 6:42 p.m.,” I call that a modern convenience.  

Plus, cats won’t bark at every passing leaf, whine for a car ride or slobber on your shoes. They’re quiet. They smell less — usually, because yes, exceptions exist — and don’t demand attention like a toddler with fur. So, for many people with busy lifestyles, cat ownership is just … simpler.  

Dog-favourable rhetoric often frames obedience and “playing fetch” as virtues. But think about it: perhaps cats don’t fetch balls because they’re not desperate for a pat on the head every five minutes. Maybe they’re just too dignified for such games.  

Pro-cat writers even point to brain studies, arguing that cats are smarter than they’re typically given credit for. Their minds may not be wired to fetch or sit on command — but they’re sharp, independent, curious and perfectly capable of forming complex relationships with humans on their terms, not yours. 

When a cat slow-blinks at you after a long day — a subtle victory of trust — you realize that it’s not about subservience. It’s about respect. A cat doesn’t beg for your affection; you have to earn it. 

Cats are purr-fect companions that are ideally suited for modern life. Let’s be honest: a lot of people these days don’t have the time or lifestyle to commit to dog ownership. Many of us are faced with busy work schedules, travel, small apartments or unpredictable routines — none of which fit well with the constant demands of a dog. 

Cats, however, quietly slip into the cracks. They don’t need yard access. They don’t need long walks or complicated training. They don’t demand constant attention or disrupt your schedule with bark-induced guilt trips. 

What they do offer is soft paws curled on your lap at 3 a.m. They offer the occasional playful pounce out of nowhere. A knowing stare. A warmth, a purr and a presence —without expectations or drama. Cats bring championship in a form that respects your life and theirs.  

So yes, I’m with cats on this one. While I do understand why people love dogs — the loyalty, energy and “ride-or-die” vibes — I don’t believe that they’re superior.  

If I’m casting a vote, I choose independence over obligation, quiet over commotion and elegance over slobber. I prefer a companion who isn’t needy, who doesn’t require concession, who doesn’t rearrange your life — but somehow makes it better just by existing. 

If a dog is that friend who follows you everywhere hoping for a pat, a cat is the friend who silently walks beside you, occasionally hopping into your lap when you need them. 

So, sorry to all the dogs out there, but the throne for the best pet is occupied. And cats? They honestly don’t care.  

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