After 213 years of being worshipped as a Canadian hero, inconceivable truths about Sir Isaac Brock have come to light, and the university population is reeling.
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“Baby Shark” is a cult classic, but underneath its dark exterior lies a deeper, more depressing message that the viral sensation is trying to hide.
In a shocking twist for worldwide fans of university journalism, The Brock Press has officially declared war on BrockTV, the video-centric student-run organization with an office next door to ours.
The source’s name in this article has been altered for safety reasons. This Brock faculty member will be henceforth referred to as John Doe.
Brock’s newest policy, the Exam Tax, should more than make up for the $37 million deficit the University recently reported.
When analysts and fans are asked to name the Greatest of All Time (GOAT), they often say Michael Jordan, Lionel Messi, Wayne Gretzky or Serena Williams. But in recent months, a new athlete has entered the debate: Easter Bunny.
