If you have lingered around the hallways on campus for long enough, you have likely seen a reimagining of the WW1 “Uncle Sam” poster hanging around. 

Being the best Brock student possible today is difficult, but it’s not impossible if you know what you’re doing.  

Overall rating: 2/5  “Baby Shark” is a cult classic, but underneath its dark exterior lies a deeper, more depressing message that the viral sensation is trying to hide.

In a shocking twist for worldwide fans of university journalism, The Brock Press has officially declared war on BrockTV, the video-centric student-run organization with an office next door to ours. 

Brock University’s main campus is a well-known pissing and sh*tting spot for locals and visitors alike.   

The source’s name in this article has been altered for safety reasons. This Brock faculty member will be henceforth referred to as John Doe.  Brock’s newest policy, the Exam Tax, should more than make up for the $37 million deficit the University recently reported.

When analysts and fans are asked to name the Greatest of All Time (GOAT), they often say Michael Jordan, Lionel Messi, Wayne Gretzky or Serena Williams. But in recent months, a new athlete has entered the debate: Easter Bunny.