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Active ways to de-stress on campus as exam season approaches 

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The most dreaded time of the year is once again upon us, as final assignments and exams pile up, so is student stress. Here are active ways students can de-stress on campus during the coming weeks. 

The Zone 

Brock’s fitness centre (a.k.a. The Zone) is the perfect place for students to clear their minds in between extensive studying sessions. 

Whether seeking a strength-building workout or an intensive cardio session, The Zone has machines suited for everyone’s fitness needs. The Zone has everything from Olympic-style weightlifting racks, benches, cables, a plethora of cardio equipment (treadmills, ellipticals, stair master, spin bikes, indoor rower) and so much more. 

Brock Recreation is also running free spin classes in the Spin Studio, located on the second level of The Zone, aimed at targeting lower body muscles while providing a zealous sweat for all participants. From April 8th to 30th, classes will run Monday evenings at 6:10 p.m, Tuesdays at 5:10 p.m and Thursdays at 12:10 and 6:10 p.m. 

Drop-In Sports 

Canada Games Park (CGP) located across from the main campus beside Zone 2 parking, is another great place to relieve exam anxiety and have fun with friends in a sporting environment. 

Are you a volleyball player or a basketball star? Brock’s drop-in sports are suited for you. From April 10th to 14th and 17th to 21st, students can partake in these drop-in sports at CGP free of charge. Open recreation runs from 12 to 3 p.m from Monday to Thursday, and 10:30 a.m to 1:30 p.m on Fridays. 

Students also have access to both running tracks, one indoor and one outdoor. Whether you want to channel your inner Usain Bolt or go for a casual jog to clear your mind, the track is a great place to stretch your legs in a social environment. 

Outdoor Spaces 

With the weather getting increasingly nicer, students can also enjoy the many outdoor amenities that Brock has to offer. 

On the west side of campus is Alumni Field and the multiple grassy areas available for use. Students can play soccer, football, spikeball and whatever other sports indulge them, so long as the space isn’t being used by one of Brock’s many teams. 

There are also four tennis courts and two basketball nets located outdoors, as students can rent equipment from the Central Equipment Room (a.k.a. the cage), to satisfy all their sporting needs. 

Trails 

Not up for a sport but still wanting to move around outside? A hike on one of the many trails surrounding Brock University is meant for you. 

Brock, located atop the Niagara Escarpment, is surrounded by beautiful scenic trails that provide an escape from dreaded exams and final assignments. 

The Decew Falls Loop is a highly popular trail which leads to an exquisite waterfall in the Thorold region. Approximately 2.3 km long and about 31 minutes in walking length, the loop provides students with a change of scenery and sensory, listening to the birds chirping and water dropping, instead of repeating the same quadratic formula in their heads over and over again. 

For more information on Brock Recreation activities and events, head to brocku.ca. 

Eight Badgers win national awards and all-star selections 

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The 2023-24 indoor sports season has come to an exciting finish as eight Brock Badgers received national honours by winning major awards and being named all-stars. 

Madalyn Weinert – Women’s Basketball 

Madalyn Weinert had one of the greatest seasons in program history. She was selected as a U SPORTS First-Team All-Canadian while winning the OUA Women’s Basketball Player of the Year and being named an OUA First-Team All-Star for the first time in her career. 

The St. Catharines-native led the country in points per game, averaging 22.5 points a game and scoring double-digit points in all 23 games this season. Weinert also led the nation with two blocks a game, showing her astounding impact on both ends of the floor. 

The third-year guard also ranked amongst the best in the province in field goal percentage (52.2 per cent; fourth best), rebounds per game (9.6; fifth best) and steals per game (2.5; fifth best). 

She was also named as The Brock Press’ MVP in the Brock women’s basketball season-end review

Connor Ungar – Men’s Hockey 

Connor Ungar won the Clarke Drake Trophy as the U SPORTS Rookie of the Year in men’s hockey. 

The Calgary-native led all goaltenders in the country with 20 wins, a new Brock record, while posting a 2.15 goals against average and a .932 save percentage – both fourth best in the OUA. 

Ungar’s timely saves led the Badgers to the national championship, where he made 41 high-quality saves in a 4-0 quarterfinal defeat to the eventual champions UNB Reds, being named the Badgers’ Player of the Game. 

Along with his Rookie of the Year accomplishment, the former Moose Jaw Warrior was named a U SPORTS Second-Team All-Canadian, U SPORTS All-Rookie First-Team, was a finalist for the U SPORTS Goaltender of the Year and won both the OUA West Rookie and Goaltender of the Year awards. 

Ungar recently signed a pro contract with the Edmonton Oilers which will have him assigned to the AHL’s Bakersfield Condors for the remainder of the season. 

Jacob Roach – Men’s Hockey 

Jacob Roach also had a sensational season, joining Ungar as a U SPORTS Second-Team All-Canadian while winning his second consecutive OUA West MVP award and earning an OUA First-Team All-Star selection. 

The Sport Management major registered 40 points in the regular season, ranking fourth in the conference and 10th in the nation with 16 goals and 24 assists. 

Roach played a pivotal role on the Badgers’ topline, pushing the team to their second national championship tournament in the last three seasons. 

Jonah Boria – Men’s Hockey 

Jonah Boria was named to the U SPORTS and OUA West All-Rookie Team after a stellar campaign. 

The former St. Catharines Falcons defenceman ranked fourth in the conference in assists amongst blueliners with 17, while recording three goals. 

Sara Rohr – Women’s Volleyball 

Sara Rohr was selected as a U SPORTS First-Team All-Canadian after another impressive season where she led the Badgers to their third consecutive Quigley Cup Championship, on route to winning the OUA MVP and being named an OUA All-Star for the third straight season. 

The graduate student led Ontario with 10.9 assists per set – two more than second on the list – while also ranking second in the country in that category.  

Rohr also recorded her 2,475th career assist in the regular season finale against Waterloo, which now makes her the sole Brock recordholder in career assists, passing Ally Fast for most in program history. 

Garette Saunders – Men’s Wrestling 

Garette Saunders was named a U SPORTS First-Team All-Canadian, winning a national gold medal in the 61kg category.  

The Brampton-native also won a provincial gold in the same weight class while winning an OUA First-Team All-Star recognition. 

His performances helped the Badgers win their eighth straight OUA Championship and ninth consecutive U SPORTS Championship, earning 83 points as a team to edge out Alberta’s 62 points for the national title. 

Francesca Lo Greco – Women’s Wrestling 

Francesca Lo Greco won the U SPORTS Female Rookie of the Year in wrestling after winning a national gold medal in the 50kg weight class. 

The Neuroscience major defeated Abby Wolff, the Canada West Female Rookie of the Year, 10-2 in the finals on route to winning the title and helping the Badgers win their 11th national championship in school history. 

Brianna Fraser – Women’s Wrestling 

Brianna Fraser captured her second straight national gold medal, winning the 83kg division to be named a U SPORTS First-Team All-Canadian. 

The Sarnia-native added to her medal count with her second consecutive provincial gold to be selected as an OUA First-Team All-Star. 

For more information on the Brock Badgers, head to gobadgers.ca. 

Editorial: Rhetoric around “decolonization” sacrifices being realistic for the feeling of radicalism 

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Visions of decolonizing society certainly sound progressive, but when the rubber meets the road the concrete proposals behind decolonial ideology are often internally inconsistent, sacrificing real progress for the enjoyment of sounding radical.  

Anyone paying attention to modern trends in the academy in the last several decades will have noticed the quick growth of a now large body of interdisciplinary theory known as decolonialism. 

While this strain of thought has led to some embarrassing trends in education, such as “decolonizing math” — which are quickly picked up by the culture war and used as fodder by the right to call their political opposites unreasonable — it does still provide an important mode of thinking that has been neglected since the end of European colonialism in the 20th century. Namely, how the legacy of former centuries-long colonial projects of European countries still lives on in certain thoughts, practices and even policies of today’s former colonial powers and the world at large. 

The discipline of decolonial studies certainly has lots of interesting things to say about how certain prejudiced attitudes and behaviours persist today that are remnants of a colonial mindset and former-colonial culture.  

However, for all its critical might in educational contexts, decoloniality quickly reveals itself to be a poor base to build a broad forward-looking political project. This largely stems from the fact that it’s not hard to produce convincing theories about how a colonial mindset and practice persists in certain aspects of today’s hegemonic cultural centres, but agreeing on what former-colonial or settler-colonial formed societies are today is where the issues begin — and this is especially so when trying to figure out how to craft policy for more just societies. 

Oftentimes, decolonization advocates in the political sphere believe that colonization — in the European sense of total control of governance and exploitation of a culturally and ethnically distinct people by an imperial power or “mother country” — still exists today, just in mutated form. Nations like Canada, the United States and France, despite being UN members subject to the historically significant UN General Assembly Resolution 1514, which made colonial foreign rule illegal under international law, are still colonial nations, they say.  

To be clear, remnant and marginal forms of colonialism still exist in the world today. For example, the US still has two semi-independent colonies in Puerto Rico and Guam. Furthermore, the violence that Israel is currently unleashing on the occupied territory of Gaza — a colonial occupation since the June 1967 war in the region — is probably the most vicious contemporary example of the actions of a colonial nation. Even Russia’s annexation of Crimea and current military control of eastern parts of Ukraine as a result of the ongoing war can be appropriately deemed as a neocolonial project with all of Putin’s irredentist rhetoric about the territory of Ukraine originally being Russian. 

The issue is that a view that the essential nature of European colonialism still exists today leads to a bunch of inconsistencies that make political planning for a better world basically impossible.  

Where radical advocates of decolonization feel they have the strongest argument for the persistence of colonial rule writ large is with countries that began as settler-colonial projects, mainly nations in North America. After all, the Canadian state born of France and Britain’s colonial projects settled itself on land that was already inhabited by Indigenous communities. The Canadian state then committed cultural genocide to those Indigenous inhabitants right up until the second half of the 20th century. The lack of historical justice through reparations, adequate funding of reserves and denial of cultural genocide are major issues persisting in Canada today.  

However, despite the undeniable injustice in the Canadian case — which in relative terms was somewhat tame compared to the brutal genocides the Spanish subjected Indigenous peoples in the south of the continent to, but brutal nonetheless — the fact that Canada was formed as a settler-colonial project doesn’t necessarily mean it still is one or that Canadians born today are colonizers.  

Again, the point of this criticism isn’t to rob a decolonial perspective of contemporary Canadian politics of any of its explanatory power in certain areas. But when there’s rhetoric that Canadians born today are colonizers, all this does is sow absolutely phantasmic standards for concrete policy proposals to alleviate injustice against minorities, which includes Indigenous peoples.  

If Canadians born today are colonizers, and pretty much most of the global population agrees that colonization is reprehensible, the only way to produce fully just policies, many a radical decolonialist argues, is to dismantle the Canadian state entirely and give the whole country back to the Indigenous population to decide what to do with.  

From this perspective, a $20 federal minimum wage in Canada is no longer a straightforward, unalloyed good; it’s simply a materially beneficial policy to an otherwise colonial population that’s already inherently advantaged, poor or rich, due to being settlers and using the resources of a land they don’t belong on.  

Not to mention, if the Canadian state is being dismantled for a full-scale land-back initiative, there’s the issue of where to put the 36-some-odd million people who now must leave. Do they go to France and Britain? Or maybe just anywhere in Europe will suffice?  

The call for land-back also begs the question: What are the metrics for determining colonizers who should lose their property and emigrate and those who are exempt?  

Is, say, a Yemenis migrant settled in Canada who has fled from the vicious Saudi Regime — which Canada has close economic ties to despite being a genocidal-maniac monarchy — a colonizer because they secured their path to citizenship and perhaps even was able to afford a mortgage and start a family? If yes, it’s certainly ironically cruel to tell this hypothetical Yemenis person, a product themselves of an outsider nation attacking their own right to self-governance, that they have to pack up and return their family to a war-torn country that Canada, through funding Saudi arms, certainly has indirect responsibility for creating the unlivable conditions of.  

Moreover, if this hypothetical person is exempt from a decolonial land-back movement given their oppressed-migrant status, then what about the working poor in Canada, or Black Canadians who are descendants of slavery? To go with the latter group scenario, does that mean that Black Canadians who through ancestry testing are determined to not be the descendants of slaves also have to leave on the grounds that they are colonizers as well?  

At a certain point, it appears the only reliable metric would be if you’re White or not. Chances are, if you’re a White Canadian, you’re either a descendant of the British or French peoples who settled in Canada or are a descendant of other European nations — many of them having their own colonial empires at one point in history, or at least not being colonized themselves — that came to settle in Canada.  

But this metric also quickly becomes problematic. If the Yemenis person from earlier is exempt from removal due to settling in Canada to avoid the violence of an oppressive external nation’s imperialist-adjascent policies, then what about a White Irish person living in Canada today whose parents immigrated to Canada in the mid-19th century due to the Irish potato famine, which, to add another layer of complexity, was the product of British colonial policy in Ireland

Changing the focus from Canada makes the issue even more complex as the nation’s slow severing of ties to Britain was more of a product of non-violent negotiations aided by a centuries-in-the-making general cultural attrition towards early Modern-era colonial rulership. Consider, for example, the United States, which broke from colonial rule from Britain in an extremely violent revolutionary war. Though still settlers of a colonial project, the American revolutionaries viscerally rejected colonial rule (to an extent).  

What effect, if any, do these specific caveats create on the “colonizer-or-not” balance sheet? Ignoring them and just doing an “if you’re visibly White, you leave” test would surely be a crude form of racism missing the paradox that the Irish case brings into the math.  

These questions are impossible to answer. The notion that there could ever be a science to determine who is more colonizer or less colonizer based on some criteria for oppression points is hopelessly misguided and helplessly unserious in terms of alleviating injustice in society.  

An opponent of this position might ask: What about the decrying of Israel as a settler colonial state? If you aren’t for decolonizing society after all, how can you stand up for Palestinian independence? 

It’s actually fairly simple to be consistent with this position and be against the colonial aspirations of Israel or even a Russia.  

The answer is not new; it comes from broad Enlightenment-era values of universal rights to self-determination and individual autonomy. In other words, the belief that all human beings, regardless of race, gender, sex, nationality, ethnicity and the like, are all entitled to certain basic rights over their life and can be exempt from non-just forms of coercive action by other actors.  

Now while these basic Enlightenment values, originating in Europe around the time of the continent’s height of global imperial status, certainly have a hypocrisy to them given that context, it doesn’t mean those values on their own are therefore undesirable or somehow the language of the colonizer. It was, after all, the values inherent in the French Revolution — liberty, fraternity, equality — that inspired the Haitians to revolt against their French rulers in the world’s first-ever successful slave revolution, as Marxist C.L.R. James writes in his magisterial The Black Jacobins

The decolonial rhetoric of dismantling former-colonial and settler-colonial states ultimately relies on a fantasy of some kind of peaceful homeostatic pre-modern world before European colonialism came and corrupted humanity. It fails to broach the nuance of how even a horrible institution like modern colonialism can exist within the same constellation of ideas that brought about the French Revolution and many of the rights we enjoy today in liberal-democratic societies. Instead, this perspective sees any contiguity between the ideals produced out of the modern era and the practice of colonialism coming from the same or a similar source as reason to reject all European thought from that time, root and branch.  

This mode of thinking is a huge mistake as it’s the same rationale behind thinking that a $20 minimum wage in Canada or providing free healthcare in the US are not universally good policies because they’re being instituted by colonial nations to help colonizers, ipso facto, making them colonial policies instead of simply just good ones.  

Overall, universal principles of justice and the right to self-determination are vastly more politically viable and genuinely radical over impossible-to-define metrics of identity and impossible-to-settle questions around the reorganization of populations in order to “undo” colonialism. 

Gigi Perez’s haunting new single understands sapphic heartbreak 

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Gigi Perez’s new queer love song doesn’t need the backing of a big label to be successful in the music industry.  

“Normalcy,” released on March 15, is Perez’s first independent single after being let go by Interscope Records. The track, which has been in the works for over a year, was first teased on the singer’s TikTok in December 2022. The stripped-back snippet featured just Perez’s haunting vocals and the strum of her acoustic guitar, catching the attention of over 400,000 people on the app.  

Since the release of that original video, Perez has posted various other incarnations of the song, many of which have also gone viral. But on March 8, Perez announced the release of a full-length, studio recording of the track, stating on her Instagram that she was “so happy to be here and to get to share this with [her audience].”  

“It’s the first song that feels like mine in a long time,” Perez said, highlighting how important it is to her that she be an independent artist: 

“What I can say is, I’d never trade my experiences for anything else. I think God saved me in a time where I really needed it and it worked. I was busy and distracted and I wasn’t so caught up in my grief as I could’ve been. Years later, I was stuck inside of a machine that didn’t work or make sense for me and I was unhappy.” 

Quiet and expressive, “Normalcy” is a spacey ballad, championed by drawling acoustic guitar and Perez’s ghostly vocal tone. Built upon a simple sliding chord progression, the song’s musicality is fluid, populated by the thrum of the occasional electric guitar flourish and the swish of calloused fingers against well-worn strings. Beneath the track’s synth-distorted outward layer hides the dancing of distant keys and something that twinkles, mimicking the sound of faraway wind chimes.  

While “Normalcy” is musically a gorgeous track, Perez’s ethereal vocals make the song so special. Androgynous in nature, the haunting tone of Perez’s voice promotes the added quality of something being restrained, begging to be set free. At the song’s beginning, the singer’s voice is breathy and quiet, giving the impression of weariness. But as the track progresses, Perez’s singing grows stronger, almost growling as she bangs on the walls of her enclosure, begging to be set free.  

In the original TikTok video that featured “Normalcy,” Perez stated that the song was written about “coming to terms with a bizarre connection you have with someone and accepting that it may never be normal or understood.” While the gender of Perez’s lover is never explicitly stated in the song, the singer has shared that many of her tracks are about female partners. The lyrics that make up “Normalcy” paint the narrative of sapphic love beautifully, shining a spotlight on the confusion that can come with caring for someone of the same sex romantically.  

Perez goes on to sing “You say I should visit / Your place in Austin / You know that I’d love to / But we shouldn’t be talking this often.” Simple and concise, these lyrics rattle painfully in the chests of those struggling to move on from a connection that won’t let them go. While some artists complain that new music often spoon-feeds its lyrical meaning to the listener, Perez manages to remain straightforward while still connecting with her audience deeply.  

Although it may be easy for some to swipe past Perez’s videos without thinking, “Normalcy” proves that those people are truly missing out. A newly independent artist, it is clear that this singer doesn’t need a big label to back her. Perez is going to soar on her own.  

Men’s Hockey: Season Recap 

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With Brock’s men’s hockey team losing their final game of the season on March 14th, unfortunately there are no more Badgers’ hockey events left to cover. However, despite several frustrating losses to close out the year, Brock still had a fantastic season on the ice that merits reflection.  

Key Takeaways: 

1. Lightning-strike offence: All season long, the Badgers had been able to storm out to early leads and respond quickly to open periods. This pattern was more evident than ever in the OUA playoffs, where the Badgers managed to score six period-opening goals in under four minutes over their six-game playoff stretch. A lot of this boils down to tactics and attitudes implemented by head coach and OUA West Coach of the Year TJ Manastersky that have been evident since his first Steel Blade Classic last season.  

The Badgers have played a tenacious defensive game that forces a lot of defensive zone turnovers, especially high in the zone. Brock has also looked to turn these turnovers into quick outlet passes to send themselves on lots of transition plays and odd-man rush chances, lending itself well to the fast-paced style of play Manastersky has looked to play.  

The Badgers were extremely aggressive winning pucks back below their opponents’ goal line, creating many offensive turnovers that were easy to parlay in high-quality chances. Combined, these two stylistic elements—combined with some good old-fashioned hard work—allowed the Badgers to get an early jump on their opponents all season long. 

2. Penalty trouble: While their aggressive style of play certainly helped the Badgers set the tone offensively in their matches, it also set the tone physically, which did not always work out well for Brock.   

In both the OUA and U Sports playoffs, the Badgers took far too many undisciplined penalties, leaving them a man down against some of the best teams in the country all too often.   

Brock led the OUA playoffs with 22 times shorthanded. Though a strong penalty-kill helped mitigate this issue in the provincial playoffs, it certainly did not in the nationals where they gave up a goal at 5-on-3 to University of New Brunswick.  

When combined with their fast-paced, aggressive style of play, spending a lot of the game in tiring shorthanded situations may have also contributed to another issue: giving up goals in bunches.  

Most Valuable Player: 

This is a very difficult decision to make here with many Badgers having impressive seasons, though the choice is likely between forward Jacob Roach and goaltender Connor Ungar. Though it’s a split decision, since Ungar’s performance will be explored in more depth in the next section, Roach’s season will take more of the focus here. 

Jacob Roach: Roach doesn’t really need The Brock Press’ recognition for his play this season; he already received glowing praise at both the provincial and national level. Roach was named the OUA West MVP for the second year in a row after finishing fourth in the league in points, second in assists and third in points-per-game. Roach was also named to the U Sports All-Canadian Second Team, cementing him as one of the top players in the country this season.  

HM: Connor Ungar 

Rookie of the Year 

Connor Ungar: This is a much easier choice as, like Roach, Ungar has already received several awards for his play this year winning, to name a few, goaltender and rookie of the year for the OUA, as well as rookie of the year for the entirety of U Sports. Ungar also set a new program record for wins with 20, while finishing third in the country in saves (767), fifth in save percentage (.932) and ninth in goals against average (2.15). Ungar also received the biggest recognition of his career thus far on March 18th when he was rewarded with an NHL contract with the Edmonton Oilers. 

HM: Jonah Boria: Boria, who joined Ungar on U Sports’ All-Rookie Team, would have likely taken this award in any other year. Sourced from the St. Catharines Falcons of the GOJHL, the local talent was ninth among all OUA defenders in points and eighth among all rookies. Especially with the departure of Zach Taylor—the OUA West Defenceman of the Year who recently signed with the Calgary Flames’ ECHL affiliate—Boria promises to be a staple of Brock’s blueline for years to come.  

Zach Hyman: an unlikely 50-goal scorer   

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Scoring 50 goals in the NHL was only done by 96 players before the 2023-24 season started.  

When a hockey fan thinks of 50 goals, names like Auston Matthews, Alexander Ovechkin and Connor McDavid come to mind.  

Enter Zach Hyman.  

Hyman is a player who has never been known for his goal-scoring ability. He is a player that everyone wishes they had on their team. He works hard, goes to the “dirty areas” of the ice, never takes a shift off and always seems to have a positive attitude.  

When you watch him play, you would not expect him to be at the top of the league in goal-scoring, yet this season, he is. Hyman scored his 50th goal of the NHL season on March 24th and has scored two more since then to reach 52 goals in 71 games.  

Hyman started his NHL career with the Toronto Maple Leafs and it did not take long for coaches in the organization to realize that he was one the hardest working guys in the room.  

The hard work and never-say-die effort led him to first-line role-playing alongside Auston Matthews in Matthews’ 2016 NHL debut. From that moment on, Hyman played shotgun alongside Auston Matthews.  

He scored 20 goals in two seasons (2018-19 and 2019-20), and his career high in his six seasons with the Maple Leafs was 41 points (21 goals, 20 assists).  

After an injury-riddled 2020-21 season that saw the Leafs player produce at his best PPG average, they were unable to retain the winger once he reached UFA due to the stagnant salary cap and the large amounts of money they were paying the “Core 4.”  

That off-season, Hyman signed a seven-year deal with the Edmonton Oilers worth $38.5 million (5.5M AAV), a number the Maple Leafs did not even come close to offering him.  

Since signing with the Oilers, Hyman has played alongside the best player in the league, Connor McDavid. In his first season (2021-22), he beat his career high in points with 54 points (27 goals, 27 assists), followed by a massive jump in 2022-23 to 84 points (36 goals, 47 assists).  

He has also been a near point per game player in the Stanley Cup playoffs, adding 27 points in 28 playoff games with the Oilers.  

Out of Hyman’s 52 goals this year, 42 of them have come below the hash marks and in between the two circles: a place where space is hard to come by, yet where Hyman seems to find open areas all the time.  

In a much larger sample size, 96 of Hyman’s 115 goals with the Oilers have come from that same area.  

Hyman has perfected yet another area of his game and it is paying off in a big way for himself and the Oilers. His contract is arguably the best value in the league right now and if he can continue to produce at a similar rate over the next few years, it could be remembered as one of the best contracts in NHL history.  

The Game Boys take a deep dive into Princess Peach: Showtime! 

By: Christian Roethling and Andrew Hawlitzky 

On March 22, Nintendo launched their second game starring Princess Peach in 18 years, Princess Peach: Showtime! Public reception toward the game has been fairly positive, but that’s enough fun and games – what do The Game Boys think of the Princess’ latest excursion? 

Christian Roethling–– 

Here’s the thing about Princess Peach: Showtime!: it’s not perfect, but it does so many things right that it’s hard not to find something to love about it. 

Princess Peach’s second adventure is everything that Super Princess Peach – which was released for the DS in 2005 – should have been. While that game likely aimed to increase female representation in the Super Mario universe by featuring a woman as the protagonist for the first time in series history, it ultimately seemed degrading and reductive. 

The 2005 title saw Peach traversing its world by using her emotions to interact with the environment, meaning she would need to cry or go into a fit of rage to advance in certain sections, for example – something quite dehumanizing toward women when this is the game meant to put them in the spotlight. 

Princess Peach: Showtime! takes a vastly different approach. In the game, Peach must save the Sparkle Theater from the mysterious Sour Bunch, who have corrupted each of the shows playing in the theatre. The shows have become overrun with enemies and the star performers have been captured, leading Peach to team up with the theatre’s guardian Stella to save the day. 

Throughout the game, Peach visits a series of performances where she dresses up as the main character in each respective show, allowing her to inherit the abilities of that character. For example, when dressed in the appropriate garb, she becomes an expert Swordfighter who skillfully slashes her way through waves of enemies. The message here seems to be that Princess Peach is capable of anything she puts her mind to, a wonderful sentiment in contrast to her previous outing’s patronizing approach. 

From a gameplay perspective, each of these transformations keeps the game fresh and interesting. It’s similar to Kirby’s inhaling ability, but the difference is that Peach’s transformations don’t just change her abilities, they change the entire genre of the game. 

One performance might see Ninja Peach sneaking past enemies in a stealth mission, while the next has Detective Peach interrogating suspects to solve a mystery. None of these missions ever go very in-depth; they all feel like they could be the opening concept to a larger game based on each stage, but they still do a great job keeping the player on their toes. While some transformations had stronger gameplay loops than others, none of them stood out as particularly bad, and it’s nice to revisit them in sequel performances as the game goes on. 

Unfortunately, as unique as the game is, it makes a few serious missteps that prevent it from ever reaching true excellence. 

For one: the game is mind-bendingly easy. It’s very clear what age demographic the developers had in mind. While it’s nice to see a game for younger players, the game feels almost patronizing toward anyone who has any sort of gaming experience whatsoever. It would have been nice to have later levels ramp up the difficulty, or at least include an increased difficulty option for older gamers, but unfortunately the game will simply fail to provide any sort of challenge for anyone who’s ever held a video game controller. 

Furthermore, the game is very short, and can be beaten in five to six hours on a casual playthrough. I have no problem with shorter games; in fact, I think they can be a nice change of pace and be far less intimidating than a 50-hour RPG. However, I don’t think it’s quite right to charge full price for a game this short, even if it’s full of love from the developers. 

Frankly, I see no reason why this five-hour experience should cost as much as something like The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild or Fire Emblem: Three Houses, each of which take multiple times longer to complete and have far more content for the player. 

All in all, Princess Peach: Showtime! is an excellent step forward for the character and female representation in the Super Mario universe. It delivers what it set out to do and vastly improves on its predecessor, but her inevitable third outing will have to deliver a bit more value if it hopes to be a true showstopper. 

Andrew Hawlitzky–– 

Of the two games in the Mario franchise starring female protagonists, Princess Peach: Showtime! is unquestionably the best. 

The first game in what might be eponymously called the “Peach” franchise, Super Princess Peach, constructs a rocky and sometimes controversial foundation for the series.  

Super Princess Peach’s reliance on emotion-based abilities opens the game up to some stereotypical portrayals of women in games. Some have gone so far as to call the 2005 title embarrassingly sexist, however, others claim that the expression of emotions to progress through levels is not an inherently degrading mechanic but the fact that this feature was only present in the one Mario game with a leading woman makes it a very slippery slope.  

18 years later, Showtime! flips the script with a whole new direction for Peach’s controls. In the game, Peach must defend the Sparkle Theatre from Grape using several setting-appropriate costumes which grant her different abilities.  

The game’s constant willingness to switch up the playstyle has drawn several comparisons to the Kirby franchise. But unlike Kirby, the level each costume is used in changes to a different genre. The Swordfighter levels are more combat-focused as opposed to the Patissiere levels which are more a design and baking-style game. 

Each level of Showtime! attempts something different and consistently takes the game in a different and often unexpected direction.  

There are, however, some noticeable downsides to Showtime! 

Like Super Princess Peach, Showtime! is a remarkably easy game with very few challenges that can’t be brute forced and requires little to no problem-solving. The level design, though beautiful and artfully thespian, offers the most rudimentary platforming sections. Bosses are exceedingly simple considering that Peach can take 5 hits (or more with power-ups) and all levels are replete with extra health.  

The control scheme is exceedingly simple. Players will only need to press two buttons for nearly the entire run of the game with almost no opportunities for combos. The A button is your all-in-one jump and dodge, and your B button uses your special costume-specific ability – usually some kind of attack.  

The target demographic for Showtime! seems to be very young Nintendo fans rather than women gamers as some may have predicted. There is nothing inherently wrong with this, however, Showtime!’s child-esque difficulty is one carry-on from the previous Super Princess Peach.  

Regardless, the attention-grabbing mixup of genres, the wondrous theatre-aesthetic that pulls the game together and the unapologetically euphoric musical score make Princess Peach: Showtime! one of Nintendo’s best games this year and offers great potential for future games starring the eponymous princess.  

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In a world where Peach can be anything she desires, Princess Peach: Showtime! chooses to be an unmistakably fun and exciting triumph for the franchise.  

CUPE 4207 protests at Brock in solidarity with Clinical Nursing Instructors  

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CUPE 4207 is planning to rally in support of Clinical Nursing Instructors at Brock, whose ongoing impasse with the University has nearly pushed them to strike. 

Spanning four units of academic workers at Brock University, CUPE (Canadian Union of Public Employees) Local 4207 has been the certified bargaining unit at Brock since 1998 when Unit 1 established their first contract. 

50 Clinical Nursing Instructors (CNIs) represent Unit 4, the most recent group to join CUPE 4207. These are experienced workers at Brock who oversee the experiential components of the university’s nursing program, taking students onto the floor and supervising them while caring for patients, grading assessments and learning plans, and debriefing students after ethical dilemmas and upsetting experiences in the workplace. 

Unit 4 joined CUPE in February 2023 and has been meeting with Brock to negotiate its first contract since October 2023. They have met a total of five times without reaching a deal. 

“At the crux, it’s a one-item issue in bargaining: there are 14 universities that have nursing programs – all of them have CNIs – and Brock’s compensation is near the bottom,” said Phil Wachel, President of CUPE 4207. “For example, CNIs at the University of Western Ontario and Toronto Met. University actually make double what a Brock CNI does to do the same job, as well as getting comprehensive benefits where Brock CNIs get none.” 

“In a first contract, the union recognizes we’re not going to get to the level of Toronto Met. and the University of Western, but we do demand that we go to the market rate,” said Wachel. “Market rate” is about 50 per cent more than what they are currently paid. 

When the two parties met on Feb. 14, “it was clear that we had reached an impasse in bargaining and a Conciliator needed to be called in to help the parties reach a deal,” said Wachel. 

This Conciliation meeting is planned to take place over two days, April 4 and 5. To “show the conciliators that people actually care about CNIs getting a fair deal,” CUPE 4207 is holding a Solidarity Rally on the morning of April 4 at the International Centre – where the meeting is happening – from 9 to 11 a.m. 

“CNIs will be there, CUPE 4207 members, other union members, students and anyone who cares about health care,” said Wachel.  

Should Conciliation prove to be unsuccessful, both Unit 4 and Brock will be in the position to engage in a job action. “Brock could lock out their own workers or CUPE could do a job action in the form of a strike,” said Wachel. 

“The goal of any union is to get a fair contract, and we’re going into Conciliation with good faith and to try to get the best deal for our members, but members have told us with a 100 per cent strike mandate vote that they are authorizing us to take the measures necessary if the executive committee deems it necessary, so that is buoying the committee to go for the best deal possible,” said Wachel.  “A strike is obviously a last resort, and the union doesn’t take this lightly.” 

The current situation draws many parallels to the events that led to the first and only strike in Brock’s history. 

In 2012, Unit 3 – the ESL Instructors – went on strike after unsuccessful negotiations regarding its first contract under CUPE 4207. The strike lasted 10 days, with picketers on the main campus from March 26 to April 4, before both parties came to a deal that effectively ended the strike. 

“In my opinion, every worker should be part of a union,” said Wachel. “There are so many benefits. If you’re not in a union, you might not have paid sick days… union workers tend to have higher wages than non-unionized workers doing the same job… in the non-union world, one person might negotiate their own wage, whereas in a union, it’s a collective negotiating for the betterment of everyone… For discipline, you have to be terminated for just cause; in the non-union world, this doesn’t exist.” 

“Generally speaking, the principles of unionism apply to every workplace,” including Brock University, said Wachel. 

Of course, it’s important to remember that Brock’s funds are a limited resource. Reports of the University’s $37 million deficit heading into the 2024-2025 school year add another layer of complexity to the situation. 

When inquired about the upcoming Conciliation meeting and Solidarity Rally, Maryanne St. Denis, Manager of Content and Communications at Brock, said: 

“We are confident that we can reach a fair collective agreement that reflects the importance of the contributions of members of the bargaining unit, while being financially responsible and sustainable.” 

“As during previous collective bargaining, Brock remains committed to negotiating at the bargaining table rather than in public or via the media,” said St. Denis. 

Wachel and others will be supporting Unit 4 at the Solidarity Rally, and request as much support as they can muster. “At this point, we’re asking anyone who supports CNIs to come to the rally, have a coffee or a tea, and support the CNIs for a fair deal,” said Wachel. 

Overall, CUPE 4207 and Brock have important conversations approaching, both during Conciliation and potentially afterwards. While this long-standing impasse might be resolved without any job action, Unit 4 is prepared to walk the picket line if it means holding out for market-rate wages. 

The Brock University Girls Club: on womanhood, giving women money and female-centric events 

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If you have lingered around the hallways on campus for long enough, you have likely seen a reimagining of the WW1 “Uncle Sam” poster hanging around. 

Its message:  Are you a man? Do you think you are handsome? Join our male beauty pageant! Winner gets a PS5. 

The culprit? The Brock University Girls Club. 

At first meeting, the impression I gathered from the cult club leaders was one of an irreplicable, once-in-a-lifetime female bond. As “The President” locked eyes with “The Vice-President” in conversation, their glances whispered a sense of deep knowing. As they revealed they met online, I couldn’t help but jokingly ask if they met on Tinder. 

For the record, they met through the “Brock2024” Instagram account. Nevertheless, their friendship has matured to the point where “The President” wrote and printed a 200-page book for “The Vice-President” in the span of a month. Did I mention the countless lemon loaves that “The President” has baked for “The Vice-President” every time she visits? 

“Girls Club was primarily founded to help women become friends on the basis of womanhood and sisterhood,” said “The President.” The club’s purpose, she explained, is to throw as much money as possible toward the happiness of women. 

Narrowing it down to its name, “The President” pointed out how Girls Club is a spin on the term Boys Club, defying all negative associations related to the concept. 

As I faced “The President” in awe of their club’s mission, I couldn’t help but stare at her effortless cool-girl outfit configuration. Her light caramel brown sweater, adorned with a white collared shirt underneath and light wash denim, was sweet and effortless, much like the person wearing it. Some other fun facts I discovered along the way were her fascination with Beyoncé deep cuts, and her girl-dinner configuration being Çilbir.  

As the conversation unraveled, I was amazed not only by her style but her passionate speech. 

In discussing future endeavours for the club in the upcoming year, “The President” highlighted seeing inspiration in Pittsburg’s Conflict Kitchen, a now-defunct take-out restaurant serving food from countries and communities with which the U.S. is in conflict with. She explained to me how the restaurant served food from places like Syria, Iraq and Palestine, with stickers placed on the take-out containers decorated with quotes from individuals originating from the countries encapsulated in the project. 

“I want to bring Conflict Kitchen to Girls Club; I want to bring a bunch of food vendors from around Niagara and from the GTA,” she explains. Casually, “The President” mentions that she has been communicating with the founder of Conflict Kitchen and that the logistics for Girls Club to emulate the project are in development. 

Though the club leaders aim to foster meaningful conversation and events, they are just as committed to hosting fun events for the sake of celebrating women. Tea parties, flower giving, more pageants and other very secret [[redacted]] ideas hide in the forefront of “The President’s” overdeveloped prefrontal cortex.  

To learn more about Girls Club, go to their Instagram. To join the club and RSVP for events go to ExperienceBU. 

How to be a good Brock student in 2024 

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Being the best Brock student possible today is difficult, but it’s not impossible if you know what you’re doing.  

A few disclaimers are in order before I reveal the secret formula of how to be the best Brock student possible.  

First of all, if you are studying in the humanities or social sciences, that’s okay! But this guide is not meant for you. From a purely market standpoint, you’re next to useless (unless you’re in economics, then stay tuned). I would recommend switching to accounting, business or computer science (more on this later).  

Second, if you’re an international student, it doesn’t matter if you are a humanities student, an archeology student or a business student — you’re already several steps ahead to being a good Brock student.  

See what’s important is that as an international student, you’re a student who can be charged more than domestic students because in 1996 Canadian universities were given discretion over international fee structures, meaning they were marketized.  

Now, while some may be thinking: Is the massive increase in international students over the last several decades something that the University is thinking through in terms of the broader sphere of societal concerns it creates like issues around affordable housing, predatory loans and debt struggles? Or are they only viewed as another lucrative customer base in a corporate structure that is essentially becoming a diploma mill?  

These questions are starting to reek of racism; do you not like the diversity that international students bring to our campus?! Let’s put these questions aside so we don’t violate safe space needs.  

There! Did you catch that? I just demonstrated another way to be a good Brock student.  

You see, I felt a sense of entitlement against being exposed to ideas that are tough and implicate ethnicity and class, so I simply shut down the conversation. That is a good Brock student instinct.  

To be a good Brock student, it’s important to talk a lot about the inclusion of marginal identities and wear the face of left radicalism in a way that is easily reified into a liberal market logic of inclusion in the top echelons of society (professionals, corporate executive positions, top government roles) while not critiquing the very material interests and exploitative practices perpetuated through these powerful posts (because, remember, you’re probably aiming for them when you enter the job market as well!) 

Now, social commentators point to this very lack of wanting to deal with issues of class position and its correlative hyper fixation on identity as a reflection of the way in which higher education since the 1980s has become a bastion for middle- and upper-class interests. Here’s cultural critic Melinda Cooper explaining this effect:  

“Increasingly in this decade, the parents of college students began to bring private tort suits against colleges for failing to fulfill their duty to protect students from foreseeable dangers such as hazing incidents or on- campus rape. Drawing on the language of private liability, the plaintiffs demanded that colleges take reasonable precautionary steps to prevent incidents occurring, create safe spaces for the students who had paid for them, and give adequate warnings against the possible dangers that might confront students on campus. These lawsuits positioned parents as private investors in the future capital of their children, and colleges as standing in a trustee relationship to this investment — liable for damages if their charges were in any way harmed… The almost exclusive legitimation of emotional trauma as a currency of minority politics tends to foster a culture of internecine litigiousness on the left, where the voices of those who challenge consensus are readily perceived as traumatizing or abusive and promptly excommunicated. In the meantime, the role played by economic inequality in the distribution of gendered and racial violence is actively obscured. After all, the politics of outrage references a logic of litigation that cannot be activated in practice without considerable personal wealth.” 

Woah, that was a long passage. What a slog. I share this passage because that’s what humanities students read, and gee whiz, isn’t it boring? What in that passage teaches you how to be helpful to a boss so you can secure a cushy corporate-sector job?  

Which brings me to my next point in being a good Brock student: Be. A. Goodman. School. Of. Business. Student. (Unless you’re an international student, then as I said earlier: study what you want, just pay up at the end f*cker).  

You see, the MBA course at the Business school is the most popular one at Brock because it has the clearest return on investment. This is because the university today is dominated by a neoliberal logic of monetary and efficiency testing with a massive corporate-aping bureaucracy that drives up tuition and only hires people like themselves just like most other sectors in society today.  

And this is excellent because as the corporate bureaucracy expanding drives up tuition, the predatory student loan market becomes more lucrative as they collect higher interest payments.  

The MBA program, through co-ops and employer connection programs, perfectly prepares you for a life of being a steward for the capital class, effectively putting you in a stupor inspired by the banality of corporate life.  

But you want to make money right?!  

Wanting money and a secure place in capitalist culture is good Brock student practice, so look into the Goodman School’s programs (unless you’re an international student, then we don’t care, just please enroll). 

Finally, if business just isn’t your thing, no worries. Consider studying computer science as that’s also a degree with a high ROI despite the fact that it’s becoming a highly saturated degree, meaning the laws of supply and demand will likely make it so that it’s not a guaranteed path to a six-figure salary in the future. 

At the end of the day, there are many ways to be a good Brock student. For example, being a business or accounting student as well as being an international student.  

This article is part of a special edition of The Brock Press for April Fools and is completely satirical. None of the content contained within this article is meant to be representative of reality. 

Cult classic “Baby Shark” is not as happy as it seems 

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Overall rating: 2/5 

“Baby Shark” is a cult classic, but underneath its dark exterior lies a deeper, more depressing message that the viral sensation is trying to hide. 

“Baby Shark,” which was uploaded by South Korean children’s entertainment brand Pinkfong on June 17, 2016, has brought Baby Shark and his family great success. With easily over 100 different versions, “Baby Shark” has been covered by Josh Groban, gone platinum 11 times in the United States and is the first video on YouTube to reach over 10 billion views. 

With over 10 million followers on his Instagram page, Baby Shark became a star overnight. His family has greatly benefited from his newly acquired stardom too, his mother just recently starring in the primetime television show “Dancing with the Starfish.”  

“I’m so thankful for my son Baby Shark,” she told The Brock Press after being eliminated in the second week. “I wouldn’t be here without his support.”  

So, what makes this track so special? A pulsating pop anthem, “Baby Shark” is the perfect track to keep the club jumping at the end of a long night. But underneath its catchy exterior, this cult classic tells a darker story.  

The track starts with an expert painting of the monotonous lives of Baby Shark’s brightly coloured multigenerational family who are on the prowl, desperate to find food in order to survive. The listener is introduced to Baby Shark, Mommy Shark, Daddy Shark, Grandma Shark and Grandpa Shark, a strange organization considering sharks are typically solitary hunters.  

While The Brock Press reached out to Baby Shark for comment on this matter, he declined. He stated he was too busy starring in his upcoming film “An Aegean Sea Christmas,” the fifth movie the viral sensation has appeared in since “Baby Shark” blew up.   

“An Aegean Sea Christmas” features Baby Shark in the role of “Dimitrios Alexomollusk,” a handsome resort worker who attracts the attention of a young starlet from the Atlantic Ocean who has come home to deal with her estranged deceased father’s villa during the holidays.  

While Baby Shark has yet to reveal what kind of shark he is, based on his general shape (long octagonal body and the classic Jaws dorsal fin) he is likely a great white shark, furthering the confusion surrounding the highly unusual nature of the familial hunting party depicted in the music video.  

Perhaps his extended family hunts together because Grandma and Grandpa Shark, both without teeth, are unable to hunt for themselves due to old age. This issue has since been remedied thanks to Baby Shark’s rise to fame. Soon after “Baby Shark” went viral, Grandma and Grandpa Shark were both seen in public wearing impressively realistic sets of dentures.  

Another possibility for this unusual organization could be the economic depression that is impacting sharks worldwide. Following the ongoing shark health crisis presented by encephalitis, an inflammation of the brain, the economy has taken a nosedive. Inflation and high-interest rates are making it impossible for sharks to purchase their own coral reefs, often living with their parents much longer than was typical 20 years ago. 

“It’s ridiculous,” said one shark in an exclusive interview with The Brock Press. “If these kids weren’t buying those fancy seawater drinks from Starfishbucks every morning, they could have purchased their own coral reefs years ago.” When we asked what he had spent on his coral reef in 1965, the shark pulled down his seaweed mask and gladly told The Brock Press that his four-bedroom, two-bath detached single-family home with a finished basement and backyard cost him $29,000.  

While it is unclear who owns the coral reef Baby Shark and his family return home to at the end of their hunt, in the music video, this unorthodox shark family all live together, suggesting that this economic crisis is impacting them as well.  

Following his rise to fame, Baby Shark has refused to comment on his financial position prior to the release of his hit single, only stating “my family and I are very thankful for the position we are in right now.” Following that interview, he went on to buy a $300,000 sting ray that he is often seen riding near his multi-million-dollar home on the coast of Santa Monica Beach.  

The Brock Press is unable to discern whether Baby Shark has made any charitable donations to local charities supporting homelessness since his rise to fame.  

While everyone seems to love “Baby Shark,” I find the track to be rather musically uninteresting. Cyclical in nature, this classic is sonically not very gripping and for such a popular song, this editor had hoped for something truly magical. Furthermore, the song’s somewhat depressing narrative lyricism feels strange hanging against the backdrop of the synthesized, beat-driven pop backing track.  

It seems obvious that Baby Shark was thinking more about finding fame with his mindless chart topper than truly exploring the underlying message present in his narrative lyricism. Perhaps if he had leaned further into the style of Taylor Swift, he might have found both fame and true artistic integrity. 

Either way, the millionaire has done his best to ignore any comments about the way his family is depicted in the music video, suggesting that he would rather hide from his past than use it to further connect with and support his audience.  
 

This article is part of a special edition of The Brock Press for April Fools and is completely satirical. None of the content contained within this article is meant to be representative of reality and all of the quotes are fabricated. 

The Brock Press declares war on BrockTV 

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In a shocking twist for worldwide fans of university journalism, The Brock Press has officially declared war on BrockTV, the video-centric student-run organization with an office next door to ours. 

The war was officially declared on April 1 by The Brock Press’ Managing Editor Christian Roethling, who said in a statement that “enough is enough” and that BrockTV must “pay for their transgressions.” 

The idea to declare war was conceived out of boredom after Roethling finished his 27th Pokémon-themed article of the year. 

“I was looking for a change,” said Roethling in a private interview. “Stirring up pointless controversy seemed like a good idea, and things just got going from there.” 

The reasons behind the war aren’t entirely clear, but in his speech to The Brock Press workers, Roethling mumbled some nonsense about “eliminating student-led media competition” and stated he “thought this would make a fun icebreaker” for the team. 

In his speech, he also stated that “BrockTV hasn’t even made one actual TV show. What’s up with that?” 

When pressed for comment, an anonymous executive at BrockTV had no idea what we were talking about and stated he had never heard of The Brock Press

“I think the idea of ‘declaring war’ on a fellow student-run organization is ridiculous, frankly,” said the executive. “For the last time, I have no idea who you guys are. Now please get out of my office.” 

Upon learning of the executive’s dismissive comments, Roethling left in a rage, saying he needed time to plan out his “course of action.” No less than 30 minutes later, he could be seen through the office window speedrunning Super Monkey Ball on his Nintendo Switch. 

“I didn’t go through four years of journalism school to be treated like a joke,” said Roethling after his three-hour gaming session. It should be noted that he has not, in fact, had any sort of formal education in journalism. 

The Brock Press’ Editor-in-Chief Haytham Nawaz expressed frustration upon hearing of Roethling’s actions. 

“That guy is honestly very annoying,” said Nawaz. “We technically fired him last year, but he keeps showing up at the office and submitting articles anyway. We won’t turn down the free content, but I do wish he’d at least write about more mature topics than video games.”  

“Maybe he could write something about the way debt peonage ostensibly conflicts with the primary effects of the onset of the neoliberal era, which is disheartening considering the coagulation of the private market in a society fundamentally dominated by widespread financialization,” added Nawaz. “Let’s begin by discussing the general degradation of developed Western countries’ tax bases, and the concurrent axing of top marginal tax rates for individuals and corporations in the ‘70s…” 

Nawaz continued on his increasingly frustrated economical rant for 45 minutes, but unfortunately, we couldn’t understand a word he was saying. 

The declaration of war also creates an interesting dynamic for The Brock Press’ Copy Editor, Andrew Hawlitzky. 

Hawlitzky has co-written several articles with Roethling under their world-renowned column “The Game Boys,” where the duo debates topics related to Nintendo. The writers currently have plenty of articles planned for this series, including “Which Nintendo game is most emasculating to play in public?”, “Do Animal Crossing villagers go to Heaven?” and “Smash or Pass: Waluigi.” 

However, the war with BrockTV has put the series on hiatus and has caused the duo to temporarily rebrand as “The War Boys.” 

“Yeah, it’s a pretty surprising turn of events, but I’m here for it,” said Hawlitzky. “Right now we’re working on a bunch of articles for The War Boys series, which should help liven things up. I also helped Christian edit his manifesto, and let me tell you, it was a slog to get through… but after some extensive rewrites and two weeks of procrastinating, you can expect it pretty soon.” 

“It’s going to be exciting – and considering it’s been such a controversy-free year for The Brock Press, excitement is something we could always use a bit more of,” said Hawlitzky with a nervous chuckle. 

The Brock Press managed to obtain an early draft of Roethling’s manifesto, which has a list of demands more in line with a Christmas wish list than any sort of formal document. 

“This war won’t end until you fulfil my demands,” says the manifesto, which was written with a burgundy pencil crayon. “I want a copy of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, an iPad Pro with a terabyte of storage, and I want you to change your company name to BrockYouTube since you don’t make any actual TV shows.” 

“Oh, and I want to be the next Brock Bachelor,” the manifesto adds. “That’d be pretty dope. Thanks in advance.” 

Recently, Roethling launched his first full-scale attack on BrockTV, which involved leaving a whoopee cushion on a random chair in the BrockTV office. Immediately after deploying the weapon, he could be seen running out of the enemy office while profusely giggling. 

“They’ll never see it coming,” said Roethling. “And rest assured, there’s more where that came from.” 

As of writing, the war is waging on and has created a gruesome battle between the two formerly friendly businesses – even if no one at either company is aware it’s happening at all. 

This article is part of a special edition of The Brock Press for April Fools and is completely satirical. None of the content contained within this article is meant to be representative of reality and all of the quotes are fabricated. 

Brock unveils new Exam Tax to combat $37 million deficit 

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The source’s name in this article has been altered for safety reasons. This Brock faculty member will be henceforth referred to as John Doe. 

Brock’s newest policy, the Exam Tax, should more than make up for the $37 million deficit the University recently reported. 

At the recent State of the University address, Brock made their financial difficulties public. $37 million in debt is no small number, and the Brock community has been on edge as programs and faculties face unfortunate budget cuts. 

Luckily, the University has come up with a solution: the Exam Tax. 

Barely noticeable to Brock students, the Exam Tax will entail “a small fee of $150” per student per exam they attend, said Doe. The fee will be added to students’ financial accounts after the correlating exam has been successfully completed. 

An additional “minuscule cost of $5” will also be added for each per cent the student achieves below 100 per cent of each completed exam. 

Of course, some students will be charged differently – due to the low number of students in Humanities and Education, for example, they will be charged an additional $50 per exam, and international students’ Exam Tax will be doubled – but by and large, the Exam Tax will be “equally spread amongst students,” said Doe. 

“We believe this is the best way to combat our situation. A financial deficit will affect every student, but now Brock students can continue to enjoy the broad field of programming supplied at the school. We really wanted to avoid the tragic cuts that other schools are seeing, and we believe this will do just that.” 

The Exam Tax conveniently bypasses the Ontario government’s recent extension of the tuition fee freeze, as the Exam Tax technically fits into Brock’s ancillary fees.  

“We’ve done the math,” said Doe. “If every student has at least three exams and gets at most an 80 on each of them, we’ll just eliminate Brock’s deficit in one fell swoop.” 

Faced with such a financial opportunity, professors have been urged to make their exams more difficult and their grading scale more unbalanced. 

“Worse grades mean a better fiscal year for Brock, and if we’re able to knock a few students below 80 per cent average, we won’t have to pay their entrance scholarships either,” said Doe. 

It’s currently too late for professors to add exams to their courses, but the Exam Tax speaks to a triumphant return of the exam as a method of assessment, after the COVID-19 pandemic saw its dispersal in the Humanities and other departments. 

To be safe, the Exam Tax will have a 19 per cent monthly interest rate. “We’ve really been inspired by the credit card as an ideology. Governments have benefitted from student debt for too long; it’s about time our institution sees some of that income,” said Doe. 

“The aim is that we actually come out of this year with a financial surplus. Personally, I’m hoping we can get enough to update the statue of Sir Isaac Brock at the front of the school. My opinion has always been that it isn’t nearly big enough.” 

The Exam Tax will have monumental repercussions on Brock and the academic field overall. With luck, this will be the first broad step of many toward full privatization of post-secondary education. 

This article is part of a special edition of The Brock Press for April Fools and is completely satirical. None of the content contained within this article is meant to be representative of reality and all of the quotes are fabricated. 

The G.O.A.T debate has been settled: E.B reigns supreme 

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When analysts and fans are asked to name the Greatest of All Time (GOAT), they often say Michael Jordan, Lionel Messi, Wayne Gretzky or Serena Williams. But in recent months, a new athlete has entered the debate: Easter Bunny.  

Easter Bunny has a long history of dethroning the best of the best in basketball, track and field, and swimming. But their inability to stick with one sport for so long has kept them out of the GOAT debate in these sports.  

People like me are realising that the Easter Bunny is unlike anyone we have ever seen in the sporting world. They are a tri-sport athlete with multiple championships and gold medals in each sport they have competed in.  

Easter started as a track and field athlete competing in the 100m dash, four by 100m relay and high jump. At the age of 16, Easter made the Canadian Olympic team and competed at the 2012 Summer Games in London, England. At the games, they broke Usain Bolt’s record for fastest 100m dash (9.58) set in 2009. Easter ran a flat 8, and the world erupted. They also blew past Usain in the last leg of the four by 100m to claim gold for Canada in the event for the second time in history.  

Easter also competed in the high jump event that summer, where they beat out American Erik Kynard and Canadian Derek Drouin to claim their third gold of the games.  

After the most dominant performance in track and field history at the 2012 games, Easter Bunny competed in just two more seasons’ worth of track and field before retiring from the sport. They wanted a new challenge, and that challenge was swimming.  

Over a year and a half of training later, Easter Bunny made the 2016 Canadian Olympic swimming team and once again shattered records at the Rio Games. Easter won two gold medals in Rio: 50m freestyle and 4 x 200m freestyle. They became the first Olympian to compete and win gold medals in two summer sports and five different events.  

Easter proved to the world after the 2016 Olympics they were the fastest person ever on both land and in water, a feat that only one could dream of accomplishing.  

They were flooded with sponsorship deals from some of the biggest sports brands in the world, including Nike, Adidas and Apple. In 2017, they signed a $1.5 billion lifetime sponsorship deal with Adidas, making it the most lucrative sponsorship deal ever signed (the second highest is Lebron James $1B deal with Nike in 2015).  

Following the signing of the Adidas deal, the Easter Bunny announced through an ad campaign titled “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket” that they would be stepping away from swimming and beginning a new journey on the court.  

Less than a year later, Easter signed a one-year deal with the Orlando Magic in the NBA. Easter made the team after an impressive five pre-season games, where they averaged 28.3 points, 11 rebounds and 4.4 assists as a small forward.  

After carrying his team to playoffs, Easter was unable to get the Magic any further as they lost in five games to the Clevland Cavaliers. Reports swirled that after the game five loss, Easter was the first out of the locker room and did not say a word to any of his teammates before storming out. Despite all the drama, Easter won Rookie of the Year for his outstanding performance throughout the regular season.  

Easter was done with Orlando. In the summer of 2019, he signed a five-year deal with the Miami Heat, three hours away from where he played the previous season. 

A few days later, the Heat acquired Jimmy Butler in a four-team trade from the Philadelphia 76ers. With the addition of the two-star players, the Heat instantly became a contender. Easter and Jimmy became the best dynamic duo in the league since Jordan and Pippen.  

Since the season 2019-20, Easter has won three championships alongside Butler in Miami. He has been awarded two league MVPs, two final MVPs and has been named three times to the first-all-NBA teams.  

Easter is no doubt one of the best basketball players to ever step on the court. Their pure dominance in the sport since his arrival in 2019 puts him among Michael Jordan, Lebron James and Magic Johnson. If Easter continues their elite play in the NBA over the rest of their career, they will go down as the best to ever do it in the sport.  

Combine that with their legacy in track and field and swimming, and there is no doubt that Easter Bunny is the best athlete of all time. No one has ever won multiple gold medals at various Olympics and then go on to be dominant in one of the four major sports leagues.  

The Easter Bunny is the GOAT and it’s not even close.  

This article is part of a special edition of The Brock Press for April Fools and is completely satirical. None of the content contained within this article is meant to be representative of reality. 

Sikh Heritage Week: learn about Sikhi and Sikh History in Canada with Brock’s Sikh Student Association  

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As Sikh Heritage Month approaches in April, an opportunity opens for students at Brock to learn more about the contributions of Sikh Canadians throughout history as well as the richness of Punjabi culture. 

In the week of March 25 to 29, the Brock Sikh Student Association (Brock SSA) will host daily events for Sikh Heritage Week to engage the Brock community in educational and recreational events in anticipation of Sikh History Month. All students interested in learning more about Sikhism and Sikh history in Canada are encouraged to partake and gain knowledge on Sikhi. 

Monday, March 25: Sports Night 

To kickstart the Sikh Heritage Week at Brock on the right footing, the Brock SSA will host a Sports Night to highlight the importance of physical activity and training within Sikhi. 

Guided by the teachings of Guru Angad Dev Ji, the Second Sikh Guru, Brock SSA will explore the importance of mental and physical strength as a pathway to achieving things in the physical and spiritual realms. 

The teachings of Guru Ji will manifest in the form of learning about Sikh Athletes, physical activity and through watching a Raptors Game. 

The event will take place in ST107 from 7 to 9 p.m, and free pizza will be offered for those attending. To secure your spot, RSVP through ExperienceBU

Tuesday, March 26: Langar Day 

Next, the BSSA will foster a sense of community by hosting a “Langar” — a communal meal inviting all kinds of people, regardless of religion, gender or ethnicity to enjoy a meal together — free of charge. The event aims to spread joy and kindness throughout campus, one warm meal at a time. 

To join the Langar, all students are invited to join the Brock SSA at Market Hall from 1 to 3 p.m. 

Wednesday, March 27: Movie Night 

As part of Brock SSA’s celebration of Sikh Heritage Month, the club will draw attention to historical events of importance in Sikh history, contextualizing Sikh resistance and strength. 

From 7 to 11 p.m at Foundry Lofts, students are invited to join Brock SSA for a screening of The Battle of Amritsar, which looks at the events of the 1984 Battle of Amritsar through a lens of Sikh resistance.  

To RSVP for the event, visit ExperienceBU

Thursday, March 28: Bowling Night 

In the spirit of Sangat — the idea of collective unity, equality, fellowship and spiritual growth — Brock’s SSA will gather at Parkway Social for a Bowling Night from 7 to 9 p.m. 

The Brock Sikh Student Association will offer free transportation for students who RSVP, and students will meet at the Rankin Family Pavilion at 6:15 p.m to depart. 

To attend, students must RSVP through ExperienceBU, fill out Brock SSA’s registration form, and e-transfer the club a $10 attendance fee to cover shoe rentals for the event.  

Friday, March 29: National Archives 

To round off the Brock Sikh Student Association’s anticipatory celebration of Sikh Heritage Month, the club will welcome the Sikh National Archives of Canada (SNAC) to highlight Sikh History in Canada through displays of rare historical artifacts tied to Sikh history. 

All students keen on learning more about Sikh-Canadian history, immigrant hardships and the perseverance of Sikhs in Canada are invited to see the displays provided by SNAC at the Pond Inlet from 11 a.m to 2 p.m. 

With Sikh Heritage Month fast approaching, the Brock Sikh Student Association is inviting the Brock community to honour the richness found in Sikh culture and history. Engaging in events celebrating Sikh heritage can powerfully enhance the Brock community’s awareness and appreciation for Sikh contributions in Canada and beyond. 

To keep up with the Brock Sikh Student Association, follow them on Instagram. To RSVP for their events and join the club, go to ExperienceBU. 

Olivia Rodrigo surprises fans with five brand new songs on her deluxe album “GUTS (spilled)” 

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Olivia Rodrigo’s five new tracks highlight the impressive nature of her musical and lyrical abilities.  
 
Released on Sept. 8, 2023, Olivia Rodrigo’s GUTS is 39 minutes in length and 12 songs long. Intimate and messy, the original record managed to avoid many of the pitfalls associated with the sophomore album. The record was a success for Rodrigo, selling 302,000 units in its first week and having all 12 of its tracks spend time in the top 40 of Billboard’s Hot 100.  

On March 19, the singer announced that a deluxe version of GUTS would be released on March 22 during the first of two concerts she played at United Center in Chicago. GUTS (spilled) would feature all 12 of the album’s original tracks while also being accompanied by five new ones: “obsessed,” “girl i’ve always been,” “scared of my guitar,” “stranger” and “so american.” 

While all of the new songs on GUTS (spilled) feel a little more stripped back than their previously released counterparts, this less manufactured sound isn’t bad considering GUTS did sometimes feel slightly overproduced.  

The first bonus song, “obsessed,” was circulating on TikTok long before its release. The bass heavy track is the epitome of Rodrigo’s angry pop-rock sound, feeling the most closely connected to the sound of GUTS than any of the other bonus songs. Featuring a heavy electric guitar line, smashing symbols and Rodrigo’s wild vocals, it’s easy to see why “obsessed” was so anticipated by the singer’s fans.  

The second bonus song, “girl i’ve always been,” is a stripped back jazz track that makes room for Rodrigo to explore a new, more country-inspired vocal style. A fun mix of acoustic guitar and a folky percussion, “girl i’ve always been” inspires the listener to hold on to who they are, even in the face of a partner who tries to tell them they are acting “too different.” 

The third bonus song is called “scared of my guitar.” Quiet and tender, this simple track features only acoustic guitar, piano and a string section, highlighting Rodrigo’s beautiful vocals. The resonant timbre and haunting tonality of “scared of my guitar” sucks the listener into the singer’s plights, inviting them in and allowing them to claim Rodrigo’s hurt as their own.  

“stranger” is the fourth bonus song. An acoustic, folk-sounding ballad, “stranger” plays on Rodrigo’s greatest song writing strengths, adding another hit to the “I’m going to get better” genre of heartbreak songs.  

Finally, the fifth bonus song is “so american.” A high energy, raucous track, “so american” is the the first happy love song Rodrigo has released. Dancing on the line between pop and pop rock, this final track was an interesting choice to wrap up a pretty angsty album. But who knows, maybe “so american” is the future of Rodrigo’s discography.  

The bonus tracks on GUTS (spilled) follow in the footsteps of the songs that came before them, refusing to be anything if not just as successful as the track list on the original album. And if her new work sounds anything like these bonus tracks, then her listeners have a lot to look forward to.  

Love and Loss: “Mount Fuji” wonders about what it means to be left behind 

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Sarah Julia asks their listeners questions about the people they love and the people they have left behind in their new single “Mount Fuji.” 

Released on Feb. 28, “Mount Fuji” is the second single off Amsterdam-based band Sarah Julia’s debut EP “How Do We Go Back To Being Normal?” Set to release on April 10, the EP was created during a time of shared grief.  

When discussing the meaning of their tracks, Julia Nauta and Sarah Nauta said that the EP “is about becoming independent. Dealing with unexpected changes and realizing that you can draw much more from yourself to move forward, instead of wishing for the other person to change.”  

They went on to say that they felt “How Do We Go Back To Being Normal?” also embodied “nostalgia for a time when everything seemed simple on the surface,” as well as working through what it means to “redefine the relationship between us and our parents.”  

“Mount Fuji,” which is listed as track number three on the currently unreleased record, is based on the Japanese tale of Princess Kaguya.  

“The song is about losing someone and wondering if that person will come back to you. It’s about wallowing in the feeling of not knowing and longing for someone’s return,” said a member of the bandmember speaking on behalf of the group.  

Born out of a stream-of-consciousness music writing session, the band said that “Julia was playing the guitar and mumbling words; the first line of the song was born out of her mumbles. Very soon Sarah remembered the story she read about Princess Kaguya, and from there, the story told itself.” 

A stunning example of harmonious musicality and narrative lyricism, “Mount Fuji” is a twinkling ballad, warm and comforting. Glowing with the aura of something that vaguely resembles the colour of one’s childhood teddy bear, Sarah Julia’s newest single wonders what it means to let go of someone you love, always waiting to see if they will come back home.  

Opening with the rhythmic strum of muted guitar strings, “Mount Fuji” sways into the track’s mellow and unchanging sound. Mingling with the dulcet thrum of the stand-up bass, the plucky acoustic guitar line presented in “Mount Fuji” gives the track a round, full tone.  

While the musicality of the song is rather simple, the intertwining vocals of both singers truly fill out the sonic landscape of the track. A deep and harmonious alto, the voices of Sarah and Julia could not be any more perfect for a track such as “Mount Fuji.”  

With the opening lyrics “Got lost in the woods / Cutting down questions / I don’t know the way you took / I just keep guessing,” an underlying fear of abandonment sets the stage for the rest of the track as the singers search for the person they have lost. The chorus, which sings “When you get / Where you’ve gone / Wonder will you come back to me,” highlights the hope that this person will return to them, not wanting to be alone.  

Both the musical and lyrical choices made by Sarah and Julia throughout “Mount Fuji” are stunning, leaving the listener to ask themselves questions about those they love and those they have left behind.  

Everything you need to know about the Twenty One Pilots lore: “Overcompensate” music video 

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Click here to read the first part of this series, which focuses on the lore associated with the Twenty One Pilots’ album “Trench.” Click here to read the second part of this series, which focuses on the lore associated with the album “Scaled and Icy.”  

Twenty One Pilots is known for the in-depth lore attached to their albums. Here is everything you need to know about the lore attached to their new single “Overcompensate” before the release of their new album Clancy

Following the events of “The Outside” music video, Clancy released his last letter on DMA.org, posted on March 18, 2022. The letter explored Clancy’s unease about his ability to use psychokinesis and his past in Dema, worried that his living body had also been “seized” by the bishops. He expressed this concern by saying “this whole time I thought I was battling my inner self. Was I actually under assault for something else? someONE else?” 

He concluded the letter by stating that by giving him the power of psychokinesis, Voldsøy had made him a weapon. Once they return to the mainland and reunite with the other Banditos, Clancy and the Torchbearer believe that they can turn the tide of the war.  

After nearly a year of silence, 1500 red letters were sent out to the band’s fan base from the Sacred Municipality of Dema. The letters contained evidence that appeared to have been taken from Clancy’s belongings, including a new letter, an updated map of the Paladin Strait and a request for information on Clancy from the bishops.  

In this new letter, Clancy appeared to be more confident and less frightened of the bishops, revelling in his newfound abilities and the power it was bringing him.  

On Feb. 17 of this year, all of the covers for the band’s studio albums were updated, each covered in a strip of red tape.  

On Feb. 29, Twenty One Pilots’ newest album Clancy was announced, along with the release of the music video for the record’s first single “Overcompensate.”   

The music video for the single opens with flashes of the Paladin Strait, Voldsøy, and the city of Dema, which is surrounded by hundreds of neon tombstones marking the burials of the Glorious Gone. Clancy and the Torchbearer appear in an empty theatre, which is soon filled by citizens of Dema, all dressed in grey.  

Clancy performs “Overcompensate” to them, asking the people of Dema to join his cause and help him in the war against the bishops. Throughout the music video, he presents the material from DMAORG to the audience, helping them to understand what the bishops are doing. His rallying seems to work as the people in the audience start to follow Clancy’s motions before it cuts to all of them wearing the signature Bandito stripes.   

But before anything can continue, Clancy falls to the ground unconscious. When the newly recruited Banditos take off his mask, a dead young man has taken Clancy’s place. It is revealed that using the power of telekinesis, Clancy has possessed this vessel to communicate with the people of Dema as he and the Torchbearer are still stuck on the island of Voldsøy, finally preparing to make the journey home.  

While Twenty One Pilots has always been known for their intricate lyrics and storytelling nature, the addition of albums Trench, Scaled and Icy and Clancy to their discography showcases just how much the band has stepped up their game.  

Front man Tyler Joseph has hinted that there will be a music video for each of Clancy’s 

13 songs, possibly bringing the narrative of Clancy and the Torchbearer that started in Trench to a vastly anticipated conclusion.  

Season in review: Brock women’s volleyball 

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After securing the Quigley Cup three-peat, the Badgers’ season came to an end all too soon on the national stage, losing to Acadia in the first round of the U Sports playoffs. Despite the disappointing conclusion, Brock had one of their best seasons in program history, a year that warrants further analysis.  

Key Takeaways

Composure: With poise, tenacity, mental toughness, stick-with-it-ness or whatever you want to call it, the Badgers certainly displayed an ability to adapt and overcome almost any situation all season long. While many (if not most) of their regular season matches were unceremonious blowouts in their favour, Brock showed the unique ability to recover from serious adversity without seeming to so much as bat an eye at the daunting odds.  

While the desired result didn’t come in Hamilton, in both the OUA semi-finals and the U Sports quarterfinals, the Badgers were able to recover from being down two sets to nothing and force a playoff set. While the season ended earlier than they would have liked, their unrivalled energy and mental fortitude are things the Badgers should be proud of.  

Depth:  In the playoffs, it was particularly evident how many contributors the Badgers had in their amazing season. While many of Brock’s great regular season performances continued into the postseason, it is impossible to expect an athlete to maintain that level of play through every set. In spite of that, Brock seemed to have a “next player up” mentality where, whenever someone was struggling, there was always someone else to pick up the slack. This was reflected in the provincial honours, which saw three Badgers selected to the OUA First Team, one to the Second Team and another to the Rookie Team. Even unselected players like Aleiah Torres (fourth in the OUA in digs and digs-per-set), Madison Chimienti (19th in the OUA in kills and 14th in digs per set) and Laurin Ainsworth (named one of Brock’s ‘Athletes of the Week’ on March 18th) were all major contributors.  

MVP:  

Sara Rohr: Despite Brock’s depth, fifth-year setter Rohr is a clear choice for Brock’s most valuable player of 2024. As she has done for many years, Rohr used her intelligence, craftiness and strong positioning to run the OUA’s best offence this year, and in 2024, she took her play to a new level. Rohr managed to leave this year with 2,475 career assists—a new program record—three OUA First Team selections, one U Sports First Team selection, and 2024’s OUA Player of the Year award.  

HM: Gigi Markotic: While not relied upon as much as hitters like Emily Foest, Sadie Dick and Chimienti, Markotic—who joined Rohr on the OUA First Team—was one of the most efficient players in all of Canadian volleyball this season. Out of everyone who played in OUA women’s volleyball this season, there were only two players who had more attempts than Markotic while committing fewer errors. As a result, Markotic finished second in the OUA in attack percentage, a key cog in the Badgers’ offence.  

Rookie of the Year: 

Emma Baruchelli: Again, like the pick for MVP, Baruchelli is the clear choice for this award. Baruchelli joined the Badgers from Italy and made a strong case for a role increase next season. While Baruchelli didn’t play enough to feature in the OUA’s statistical leaders, she attacked well and efficiently from the middle position, with a .330 attacking percentage that would have made her the second most efficient player in the OUA if she had factored in enough matches. With Baruchelli poised to join Brock’s starting group, the future looks bright for the Badgers.  

Badger defenceman Zach Taylor joins with Calgary Flames’ affiliate 

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The latest Badger to turn pro, defenceman Zach Taylor of Brock’s men’s hockey team signed a contract to join the Rapid City Rush on March 20th. Based out of Rapid City, South Dakota, the Rush are the ECHL affiliate of the NHL’s Calgary Flames.  

Taylor is the second Badger to sign with a professional team in the past week after goaltender Connor Ungar signed a two-year entry-level contract with the Edmonton Oilers on March 18th. Taylor’s signing also marks the 54th professional contract signed by a Brock men’s hockey player, 27 of which have been signed in the last six years.  

Hailing from Sault St. Marie, Ontario, Taylor’s move to South Dakota is just the latest in a hockey journey that has had a lot of stops. Taylor began his youth career as a highly productive player for the Soo Greyhounds AAA squad. At age 14, Taylor opted to move to the highly prestigious The Hill Academy prep team, a school that previously taught notable NHLers like Mitch Marner, Cole Perfetti and Thomas Harley, as well as prospects Shane Wright and Brandt Clarke.  

After a year at The Hill, Taylor went on to have a four-year career playing Junior A and Junior B hockey in the OJHL and GOJHL. In his final season in 2019-20, Taylor was an alternate captain for the Collingwood Colts of the OJHL, scoring 18 points in 20 games. 

After the pandemic, Taylor joined the Badgers for the 2021-22 season where he had five assists in six games. In 2022-23, Taylor found himself in a bigger role, playing 26 regular season games and scoring six goals and 19 points in that period. Taylor scored his first goal with the Badgers in a 6-4 loss to TMU on Oct. 22nd 2022 as part of a three-point that saw him grab two assists in a third-period comeback effort.  

The well-deserved contract offer from the Rush capped off what was a phenomenal 2023-24 season for Taylor. After two seasons with the Badgers, Taylor took his game to another level in his third campaign, setting new career-highs with seven goals and 23 points, good for fourth and fifth in the entire OUA respectively.  

Thanks to his strong offensive performance, Taylor was named the OUA West’s Defenceman of the Year and was selected to the OUA’s first All-Star team.  

Brock head coach TJ Manastersky had strong praise for Taylor over the course of the season.  

“[Taylor] is a calm and composed hockey player who can assert himself at the right moment.” said Manastersky after Taylor’s All-Star selection. “His ability to create offence at even strength and on the powerplay sets him apart.”   

After Taylor signed with the Rush, Manastersky added on, telling Gobadgers.ca that Taylor was a “well-liked teammate” and that the Badgers will “miss him and wish him great success.” 

So far, Taylor seems to have acclimated himself well to the pro climate, notching assists in both of his first two games. While he may no longer be a Badger, we’ll all be cheering for him and hoping he can continue to play the poised, dynamic offensive game that made him stand out on the Brock blueline.  

UBC claims gold in U Sports women’s volleyball championship 

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The U Sports women’s volleyball national championship drew to a close this weekend with the UBC Thunderbirds taking down the Alberta Pandas in four sets to win gold and the Manitoba Bisons sweeping the Acadia Axewomen for bronze. The Thunderbirds’ victory gave them their second-straight national championship, their 14th in program history.  

Following sweeping Acadia in the semi-finals on March 16th, the second-seeded Thunderbirds lined up against the fourth-ranked Pandas with a chance to defend their 2023 national title. 

After surrendering the first point of the night on an error, UBC took the game to Alberta right off the bat, going on an 8-2 run to take an early hold on the match. UBC never let go of their grasp on the first set and kept the run of playing heading in their direction. The Thunderbirds led by as much as 10 points and took the first set easily by a score of 25-16.  

Waking up a little, Alberta showed a lot more life in the second set. The Pandas and Thunderbirds traded points in the first half of the set with both sides forcing frequent one-point side-outs, leaving Alberta with a slim lead. Ahead 14-11, the Pandas surrendered a three-point run to the Thunderbirds that tied the game, but Alberta responded with two three-point runs of their own, taking a 20-15 lead. However, UBC was able to come back again, tying the score first at 21 and then again at 23. Nevertheless, Alberta was able to hold on and put down two kills, winning the set 25-23 and tying the match at 1-1.  

Much like set one, UBC roared out of the gate in the third. After Alberta tied the set at two, the Thunderbirds lunged out to a 10-1 run, putting them ahead 12-3. Unlike in set one though, the Pandas were unwilling to be counted out. Alberta tightened up their play and, for most of the rest of the set, doubled the Thunderbirds’ scoring output, bringing the score as close as 17-19. Despite Alberta’s threatening run, UBC locked in and scored the final four points of the set, winning 25-19.  

Set four was the tightest of the evening. Alberta had the first run of the game to go up 6-4, a lead that was quickly nullified by a Thunderbirds run that put them ahead 10-8. After a timeout by the Pandas, UBC was able to stretch their lead to 13-9, but that’s as far as they got. Alberta rebounded to even the score at 14 and from there neither side was able to get ahead by more than two points. Finally, with the Pandas ahead 23-22, UBC managed to find a way to score the final three points of the match, delivering them the U Sports championship.  

Alberta’s Player of the Game was Lauryn Tremblay, who led the game with 15 kills on 49 attempts. UBC’s Akash Grewal led the game with 19 points, including 14 kills and an astounding five aces. Emma Doyon was named UBC’s Player of the Game, contributing seven kills on 12 attempts.  

Thunderbird Lucy Borowski, who also had a strong game with 13 kills on 33 attempts, was named tournament MVP. Borowski was also named to the tournament all-star team, along with Tremblay and her UBC teammates Erika Vermette and Grewal. The rest of the all-star team was rounded out by Alberta’s Laila Johnston, Manitoba’s Katreena Bentley and Acadia’s Alexia Lemay-Evans. 

Pokémon Sword and Shield: How the franchise’s most anticipated moment defined its dreadful future 

Click here to read the first part of this Pokémon retrospective, which focuses on Pokémon Black and White. Click here to read the second part, which focuses on Pokémon X and Y. Click here to read the third part, which focuses on Pokémon Sun and Moon. 

Throughout the 2010s, the Pokémon franchise was consistently going downhill, but it wasn’t until 2019 that it reached the point of no return. 

When Pokémon Sword and Shield were revealed for Nintendo Switch early in the year, fans were excited. This would be the first new Pokémon generation to ever be playable on the TV, meaning players would no longer be confined to the tiny screens of handheld platforms. 

This should have been a momentous occasion for the franchise, but because of their penny-pinching and rush to release the game by the holiday season, The Pokémon Company and developer Game Freak would squander this special moment. 

When the game’s reveal trailer dropped on Feb. 27, 2019, there was nothing blatantly wrong with it. In fact, the game looked pretty good. The graphical improvements since Sun and Moon looked worthy of a home console experience. There appeared to be interesting new locations to explore and the three new starter Pokémon – Grookey, Scorbunny and Sobble – looked cute and fun.  

Despite all the issues that the franchise had faced over the last two generations, fans seemingly still had a good experience to look forward to given what was gleaned from the pre-release promotion. 

But if things were that simple, you wouldn’t be reading this article, would you? 

Things wouldn’t go terribly wrong until June 11, when Shigeru Ohmori and Junichi Masuda – the game’s director and producer, respectively – sat down for a livestream during Nintendo’s annual E3 conference in which they would show off live gameplay from the new titles. 

During this presentation, an obviously nervous Masuda would announce a major change to the series: for the first time in series history, players would not be able to transfer every Pokémon species from previous entries into the new games. 

In previous entries, every single Pokémon species was compatible and could be transferred in. Hypothetically, a player could have caught their favourite Pokémon in an old game a decade earlier and then transferred that Pokémon into every subsequent generation so it stays with them throughout every new journey. However, with Sword and Shield, only the Pokémon found naturally within the region were compatible to be transferred, meaning many fan-favourite species would simply have to be left out. 

Instead, blacklisted Pokémon species could only be transferred into Pokémon Home, where they could not be played with or interacted with in any meaningful sense. The service is essentially a glorified Pokémon purgatory where you can stare at PNGs of your beloved creatures while they wait for a future title that they’re compatible with. 

Masuda said that the Pokémon roster had gotten so big that it was no longer feasible to make every species compatible with new entries, but the damage was already done. 

Sure, the franchise had over 800 unique monsters at this point, but it didn’t seem like much of an excuse when Pokémon is the highest grossing media franchise of all time. Many sources estimate that the franchise is worth nearly $100 billion USD, which puts it ahead of Mickey Mouse, Star Wars and the Marvel Cinematic Universe. 

And Masuda’s trying to tell us that 800 characters, which often repeat animations and each only make a few unique sounds, is too much for the franchise to maintain? It seemed like a poor excuse for a franchise with mind-blowing amounts of money that they seemingly just weren’t willing to spend. This would be understandable for a smaller developer with fewer resources, but if you’re bigger than Star Wars, you don’t have much of an excuse. 

Furthermore, it felt like The Pokémon Company was spitting upon the very motto that the franchise was built upon: “gotta catch ‘em all!” How could this be the franchise’s slogan – the main draw of the franchise that had become its claim to fame – when its newest game literally wouldn’t allow players to “catch ‘em all”? 

The outrage was massive, and you could feel the fanbase’s collective hype for the game rapidly plummet. The same people who were excited by the reveal trailer in February had begun using Sword and Shield as a punching bag for anything they could find to make fun of – and boy, there was a lot to joke about. 

First, and perhaps most obviously, is the infamous in-game tree shown off in the same livestream that Masuda delivered his terrible news in. It looked reminiscent of trees from 1998’s The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, a game that was released two decades prior on far less powerful hardware. If this tree was a part of Sword and Shield’s sprawling new “Wild Area,” an open world part of the game that was a heavy point of marketing for the games, what other ugly textures and models were they not showing yet? 

The new Dynamax gimmick looked boring and uninspired, simply making Pokémon larger and more powerful for a few turns during battle. And worse yet, this mechanic fully replaced Mega Evolutions and Z-Moves from previous generations, meaning they were nowhere to be found in Sword and Shield. This worsened an issue present in Sun and Moon where Mega Evolutions were brushed to the side, but now, they were entirely removed. 

One of Game Freak’s excuses for cutting over 400 Pokémon from the game at launch – 234 after the DLC released in 2020, adding back some Pokémon behind a paywall – was that they would be focusing on “higher quality animations” for existing creatures. This explanation would have held more merit if critics didn’t quickly discover that Game Freak was seemingly copying many animations from 3DS titles, leading fans to question if they were telling the truth at all. 

Things only got uglier once the games were released. 

Sword and Shield’s Galar region, which is based on the U.K., is designed in such a linear fashion that it often feels like you’re walking through an extended hallway rather than a dynamic, vast region. Previous regions in the franchise felt wide and open in design, even if their individual routes were fairly linear, but in Galar it felt like the entire region barely deviated from being a straight walkway. 

The game’s animations were also lacking – if they even existed at all. Sword and Shield make a point of cutting to black during certain moments that would require animation and showing exciting events off-screen, presumably to save on cost and time spent animating. It’s incredibly clear when Game Freak cut corners during development. 

The game’s story is simply dreadful. At many points, it feels as though the player is an observer on their friends’ journey, with the beloved Champion Leon sometimes tackling problems across the region on his own while the player is left to come check up afterward to see the result. It barely feels like you’re on an adventure – it feels like you’re along for the ride. 

The villainous organization setup attempts to repeat what Sun and Moon did, but here, it’s not executed well at all. Team Yell is the “evil team” this time around, and they’re nothing but a gang of hooligans who function as occasional battle padding, or worse yet, literal roadblocks to prevent the player from progressing until they’ve finished up their tasks in a given location. They are undoubtedly a less funny, more annoying version of Sun and Moon’s Team Skull. 

This time, the plot twist comes in the reveal that the rich chairman and the president of a major Galar conglomerate, Rose, is the true villain (who could have seen that coming?) and even his motivations are poorly executed. 

Essentially, Chairman Rose plans to bring about the “Darkest Day,” a sort of apocalyptic scenario for the Galar region that will cause Pokémon to grow gigantic and go berserk, in order to prevent a future energy crisis that is seemingly still many years away. He interrupts the player’s championship match to announce his plan, causing the player to rush off to defeat him. 

Why Rose is so intent on immediately bringing about an apocalypse that will prevent an energy crisis in the seemingly distant future is unclear and is a plot hole that can be chalked up to the game’s poor writing and lack of plot direction. It feels incredibly forced, almost as though the developers knew they needed a villain, so they threw one in at the last minute without providing any compelling motivations for the character. 

It’s true: Pokémon Sword and Shield are blatantly bad games, and they destroyed what should have been a special moment for the franchise. While previous entries such as X and Y or Sun and Moon came with their fair share of issues, they each came with positives that made the experience worthwhile. It’s difficult to say the same thing about Sword and Shield. Simply put, the games are terrible in just about every way. 

Let’s not forget the cherry on top of this absolutely disgusting cake: the computer mouse cursor that somehow made its way into the game’s final credits. While it’s seemingly a minor issue in the grand scheme of things, it somehow feels so representative of the entire Sword and Shield experience. 

These games should be considered an embarrassment for the highest-grossing media franchise in the world, and if they had been given proper care, love, funding, time and attention, they could have truly been something special. There’s no doubt that many developers at Game Freak love this franchise and likely want to develop something wonderful, but as long as they’re under a strict annual release schedule and aren’t given the resources they need to succeed, they’ll never be able to do so. 

Pokémon Sword and Shield are the most glaring examples of the downfall of the franchise, and it’s hard to imagine the franchise will ever return to the heights it once enjoyed. 

At least things can’t get any worse… right? 

This article is part of an ongoing retrospective on the downfall of the Pokémon mainline games. The final article in this series will cover the franchise’s ninth generation’s flagship titles, Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. To remain updated on this series, stay tuned to The Brock Press. 

Toronto Comicon faces allegations of discrimination against disabled attendees, over 100 phones stolen at the event 

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Fan Expo HQ is facing criticism after several alleged incidents occurred at Toronto Comicon over the weekend of March 15 to 17, including claims that disabled attendees were discriminated against by security and over 100 cell phones were pickpocketed at the event on Saturday. 

Comicon is a convention that celebrates several facets of pop culture, including comics, video games, anime, trading cards, movies and more. Various Comicon events take place annually across the globe, and they usually bring in many fans excited to celebrate their personal interests and fandoms. 

Toronto Comicon is run by Fan Expo HQ, which is also responsible for the aptly named Fan Expo conventions, which function similarly to Comicon. 

However, what should have been a fun celebration of all things “nerd culture” left many attendees disappointed and angry after several alleged incidents took place at the Comicon event over the weekend. 

One such attendee is Keith Spider, a long-time fan of comics, anime and manga. Spider has enjoyed taking part in cosplay – which entails dressing up in costume as a character from pop culture – for eight years now and decided to return to Comicon this year in Toronto. Unfortunately, Spider’s time at the convention was ruined as he felt discriminated against by Comicon staff members because of his disability. 

“Whenever I sat down or took longer to get off the escalator, staff members would come up to me to yell or aggressively tell me to move because it was a ‘fire hazard’ or would shout at me to ‘keep moving’ or ‘move forward,’” said Spider.  

“There was one instance when a green-vest staff member scoffed after I told him I’m disabled and to stop yelling at me, only to proceed to yell at me to keep moving. This was with over a dozen staff members throughout Saturday alone.” 

Spider says that staff members had closed off access to the PATH SkyWalk and denied him access to it without giving a reason. When he took some time to get up, even after explaining he is disabled, Spider was aggressively told to “hurry up.” 

Spider claims that accessible entrances were not properly labelled and that staff didn’t seem to know that such an entrance even existed. Additionally, he says staff were “poorly informed” and weren’t sure what his accessibility sticker meant, denying him access through the accessible entrance and telling him to take the long way around. 

Spider says that there were no seating accommodations and resting areas were not easily accessible. Only one yellow-vest volunteer seemed to care about Spider’s well-being, leading him to tears once he was finally acknowledged by a staff member. Spider calls this volunteer a “genuine saviour in a poorly organized and run event.” 

According to Spider, this sort of discrimination has been an issue at previous conventions hosted by Fan Expo HQ. He said that at last year’s event, he watched staff laugh at a friend with a hidden disability who asked where there was a chair to sit on, and his friend group faced discrimination because they didn’t “look disabled.” Spider was especially frustrated that staff members seemed to prioritise strollers and wagons over the walkers and wheelchairs of disabled attendees. 

“I’m not asking for much. I’m not asking to be treated like royalty,” said Spider when asked what message he would share with Fan Expo HQ if given the opportunity. “I’m simply asking that everyone, especially disabled attendees, be treated with basic human decency and respect. I just want to be treated like I matter, and not feel unseen and unheard whenever I attend your events.” 

Savanna Forde is another attendee who was left upset after the convention. Like Spider, she has enjoyed participating in cosplay for several years and has made a habit of attending conventions like Comicon. 

Forde was left disgruntled after her phone was stolen at the convention. She entered the convention concerned for friends who had their phones stolen but did not expect that the same thing would happen to her. 

Forde said that her phone was stolen in Artist Alley, the same location where several other victims say they had their phones stolen. At one point, Forde felt that someone got a bit too close to her, so she put her hand in her pocket and confirmed her phone was still there. She moved away from the patron, but less than five minutes later, she realized her phone had disappeared. 

Forde returned to each booth she had visited to ask if anyone had seen her phone but had no luck. When she began to panic, a booth vendor helped her call her phone, which went straight to voicemail – meaning the thief had either turned off her phone or set it to “Do Not Disturb.” 

Forde went to the Lost and Found room, where there were approximately eight staff members. Rather than getting help, Forde says the staff members collectively laughed at her, even though she was visibly upset and in tears. 

Several other attendees independently corroborated the claim that staff members laughed at attendees whose phones had been stolen, which could be seen in the comments sections of Fan Expo’s latest Instagram posts. Many of the angry comments under these posts have since seemingly been deleted by Fan Expo. 

Forde said that she was told by the staff members that over 100 phones had gone missing at the event, and when she asked if they could file a report, they simply told her to check back in half an hour to see if the phone had returned. 

When she checked back, staff told her to ask the Metro Toronto Convention Centre office to write up a police report, but none of the security members knew where the office was, and she couldn’t find it. 

As of writing, Forde still does not know the whereabouts of her phone. 

“I’ve already decided that I won’t be attending Fan Expo Canada in August,” said Forde. “It’s an even bigger event and if they can’t ensure a safe environment for a smaller event like Toronto Comicon, I want nothing to do with the next.” 

“As well, [Fan Expo HQ]’s response to this has been incredibly insensitive and shows their lack of care for their patrons. Fan Expo Canada was always a fun event to go to but if this is how they will continue to run it, I want no part of it.” 

The Brock Press reached out to Fan Expo HQ for comment on the allegations, and they responded with the following statement: 

“At FAN EXPO HQ, inclusivity and accessibility is of utmost importance to our shows and is the case for all our shows across North America. We have a clear and comprehensive accessibility policy (https://fanexpohq.com/comicontoronto/accessibility/). The accessibility desk was clearly labelled and open during the entirety of the show for any of our patrons who needed extra assistance. In terms of issues of allegations of  

theft, we did learn about a few unfortunate instances that occurred on Saturday and we acted quickly to increase security presence.  Fortunately, some phones were just misplaced in the show and more than two-thirds of what was officially reported missing have been returned to their owners. This was not a widespread issue and the rest of the event continued on Sunday without any reports of additional incidents. 

“FAN EXPO HQ has a zero tolerance for abusive behaviour, and we would encourage anyone with a formal complaint to contact us directly. We remain committed to providing a safe and inclusive environment for our patrons.” 

They also provided a link for anyone who wishes to file an incident report or reach out to customer service. 

Is Conor McGregor returning to the UFC? 

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Conor McGregor is one of the most popular MMA fighters of all time, and for good reason: he is also one of the best.  

But McGregor has not been in the Octagon since July 10, 2021, after his last fight against Dustin Poirier where he broke his leg. Following the fight, McGregor never announced retirement and has said he is open to returning to the UFC many times over the past three years.  

Recently, talks of his return have ramped up.  

McGregor has been away from the sport filming Road House, which was released on March 21 on Amazon Prime.  

During the filming of the movie, McGregor took to social media a couple of times to say his return to the UFC was near and that he would announce his opponent on Jan. 1, 2024.  

These claims by McGregor were shut down by UFC President Dana White.  

“No. When Conor is ready to fight, you know we’ll announce it,” White said. 

Since then, there have been many false claims made by McGregor on dates as early as June for his return or even possibly at UFC 306 at the Sphere in Las Vegas against Nate Diaz.  

White once again commented on the Conor situation saying, “I’m looking for Mexicans [to fight] at The Sphere on Mexican Independence Day.” 

“Yeah, no, I’m not doing that fight” said White, when asked a follow-up question about McGregor vs Diaz specifically.  

But with the release of McGregor’s movie Roadhouse and his obligations to the movie being over, he can now focus on a return to the UFC. On March 19, Conor told ESPN that he has confirmation on a fight this summer against Michael Chandler.  

This time, Dana did not shut down Conor’s return when he was on UFC stars Kamara Usman and Henry Cejudo’s podcast “Pound 4 Pound”

“There’s no lack of communication, not at all,” said Dana when asked about pushback from Conor towards the UFC.  

“Conor needed this time to take off, handle his obligations, and once this [Road House] is over, which means from Thursday [March 21] on, we can start talking fights for Conor,” explained White.  

With White saying that the UFC is open for a Conor return and they can start talking fights, it seems only a matter of time before the Irishmen return to the Octagon.  

Whether the fight is against Chandler, Diaz or someone else, it is sure to bring the entire MMA out of their seats. No matter what card the fight is placed on, many sports fans will be intrigued to see if McGregor still has what it takes to be a professional UFC fighter.  

For more information on UFC and upcoming events, visit UFC.com 

Full Pound 4 Pound Podcast can be found using the YouTube link here, and for live updates on UFC news, be sure to follow Brock Alumni and former Brock Press writer Aaron Bronsteter on X (formerly Twitter).  

March Madness: three biggest upsets so far  

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March Madness is back in full swing as many top seeds have been dropped before the end of the weekend. With all the upsets, as of March 23, no perfect brackets remain. Let’s look at the three biggest upsets so far in the tournament.  

No. 14 Oakland beat No. 3 Kentucky  

The biggest upset of the tournament so far has to be the Oakland Golden Grizzlies taking down the three-seed Kentucky Wildcats. An incredible performance from guard Jack Gohlke carried Oakland to an 80-76 victory.  

Gohlke made ten three-pointers for a career-high 32 points in the biggest game of his life thus far. A shot location chart of Gohlke’s shot attempts this year went viral after the big upset and for good reason. Of the 355 shots attempted in the 2023-24 season, 347 of those shots came from beyond the arc – one of the craziest stats in recent college basketball history.  

Gohlke became just the tenth player in the tournament’s history to make 10 three-pointers in a single game, just one less than the record holder Jeff Fryer, who did it in 1990.  

This makes for another heartbreaking defeat for Kentucky as last year they also did not make it past the weekend in the tournament.  

Oakland went on to lose to NC State in the second round, 79-73. Though Gohlke had another great performance scoring 22 points, it was not enough.  

No. 11 NC State upset No. 6 Texas Tech 

Speaking of NC State, they also pulled off a first-round upset against Texas Tech beating them in convincing fashion 80-67. It was NC State’s first win in nine years at the tournament.  

It was a team effort that got them over the top as four players on the squad – DJ Horne, Mohamed Diarra, DJ Burns Jr. and Ben Middlebrooks – all scored over 16 points with Middlebrooks leading the way with 21 and Diarra scoring a double-double with 17 points and 12 rebounds.  

DJ Burns and Diarra carried the momentum into the next game against Oakland as they both scored double-doubles. As mentioned earlier, NC State beat Oakland 79-72 to advance to the Sweet 16 for the first time since 2015.  

They will play No. 2 ranked Marquette and look to continue their Cinderella story on March 29.  

No. 11 Duquesne Dukes sneak past No. 6 BYU 

Duquesne won their first game in 55 years in the first round, upsetting BYU in a gritty 71-67 game. The Dukes showed that they wanted it more, displaying superior athleticism and outsmarting BYU with their ball movement.  

Duquesne took away BYU’s strength, three-point shots holding them to just 33.3 per cent. The Dukes’ leading scorer Dae Dae Grant managed 19 points and had a clutch free throw to seal the game.  

Unfortunately for Duquesne, they were bounced from the tournament just a couple of days later as they were matched up against the No. 3 seed, the Illinois Fighting Illini.  

They did not stand a chance as they lost by 26, 89-63. Despite the second-round bounce, Duquesne’s tournament was a success and one that will be remembered for years to come.  

To stay up to date on all March Madness news, visit ncaa.com. 

What’s at stake for all PWHL teams with regular season in final stretch 

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With the PWHL regular season just over 75 per cent done, the first-ever playoffs are not too far away. Five to six games remain for each team before the playoffs begin on May 6th.  

PWHL Toronto currently sits first in the standings with 36 points, three more than the next-best team, PWHL Minnesota. Toronto is currently on a tear, winning 11 of their last 12 games after starting the season slowly, only winning one of their first five. Toronto is being led by Natalie Spooner, who sits atop the PWHL in points (20) and goals (15), which is six more goals than the next player, Grace Zumwinkle of Minnesota.  

Spooner has been complimented well by fellow countrywoman Sarah Nurse, who leads the league in assists (10) and is second in points on the team with 19. Nurse and Spooner have made big contributions to the team in their inaugural season and unless all goes wrong in their last six games, they will be playing playoff hockey come May 6th.  

PWHL Minnesota and Montreal sit in second (33 pts) and third place (30 pts), just three points apart. Minnesota has an exciting young team being the second youngest team in the league and having the first overall pick Taylor Heise. Heise, a 24-year-old from Lake Side, Minnesota, is among the next generation of talent in the game.  

She has missed some games this year but is scoring at just under a point-per-game pace with 11 points in 13 games. With Heise back in the lineup over the past five games, they are 4-and-1 and are challenging Toronto for first place in the league.  

Montreal has been slipping in the standings lately, losing their last three games. The schedule is not getting any easier for Montreal either, as three of their next four games are against Toronto and Minnesota – three big games that could flip the standings if Montreal can get back on track.  

PWHL Ottawa is currently holding the last playoff spot in the league and is four points up on Boston – who sits in fifth place but have a game in hand. Ottawa will need to continue their form as of late to hold on to the last playoff spot.  

But Boston determines whether Ottawa will get in easy or not. In the last six games they play New York – currently in last place – twice, which will be big games in determining their fate in the inaugural season.  

With New York in last place, you’d assume that they would want to lose these games to thank for the first-overall pick. But no: the PWHL took a different approach to how a team gets the first overall pick when they announced their playoff rules a few months ago.  

After being mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, teams will start to accumulate “draft order points” using the standard three-two-one-point system for the league. The team with the most “draft order points” at the end of the year will be awarded the first overall pick in that summer’s draft.  

This incentivizes teams to stay competitive after being eliminated from playoffs and eliminates tanking.  

With this innovative rule in place, all teams will be playing important games down the stretch.  

For more information on the PWHL, visit thepwhl.com. 

Five big questions facing the Jays heading into the 2024 season 

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The Toronto Blue Jays have high expectations in 2024 looking to win their first playoff game since 2016 and push for a World Series title. However, in hopes of winning their third championship in team history, there are some big question marks surrounding the team as Opening Day approaches. 

Will Vladdy return to his MVP form? 

It was only two seasons ago that Vladimir Guerrero Jr. finished as runner-up for the A.L. MVP award, with a league-leading 48 home runs (HR) to go with 111 runs batted in (RBI), a .311 batting average (AVG). and a .401 on-base percentage (OBP). 

However, since then, Vladdy’s play at the plate has dipped, hitting below .300 – .274 in 2022 and .264 in 2023 – with a wins above replacement (WAR) of 2.0, significantly less than the 6.7 WAR he had during his stellar 2021 campaign. 

As the focal point of Toronto’s offence, Guerrero Jr.’s MVP-calibre slugging will be necessary if the Jays want to play October baseball, especially as he’ll likely hit in the three-spot behind Bo Bichette – who gets on-base at an exceptional rate – providing many opportunities to drive in runs. 

What’s the status of Alek Manoah? 

Alek Manoah was a finalist for the A.L. Cy Young award in 2022 but saw a drastic decline last season forcing him to be demoted to the Florida Complex League, the lowest level of minor-league baseball in North America. Manoah lacked confidence at times last year leading to a 5.87 earned run average (ERA), up from 2.24 in 2022. 

The Jays were hoping that an offseason refresh would be enough for the 26-year-old to re-find his form and solidify his spot in the already-dominant pitching rotation. However, those aspirations lasted 1.2 innings in Spring Training as Manoah allowed four earned runs in his only start and hasn’t pitched in a game since with a shoulder injury. 

He did throw a live batting practice on March 22nd and by all accounts will start the season in Triple-A with the Buffalo Bisons once healthy. 

While starting in Buffalo isn’t the outcome the organization was hoping for, it may be a good thing for Manoah as it’ll give him time to re-develop his confidence outside of the Toronto spotlight, with the hope that he can shine again in the major leagues when his number is called. 

Will the Jays hit with runners in scoring position? 

It’s no secret that the Jays struggled with runners in scoring position last season (RISP). The Jays hit .260 as a team with RISP, registering 491 RBIs – ranking second worst among all playoff teams – while only hitting 34 HRs which was fourth-fewest among all teams in 2023. 

In hoping to turn that around this season, the Jays signed veteran first baseman/designated hitter Justin Turner to provide a necessary spark in the middle of the lineup.  

Turner, the 2020 World Series Champion with the Dodgers, hit .338 with RISP last season with the Red Sox, which was better than everyone on Toronto last season except Bo Bichette (.364). 

With the 39-year-old (likely) hitting cleanup behind Springer-Bichette-Guerrero Jr., there should be plenty of opportunities for Turner to drive in runs and help elevate the offence to its true potential. 

Who’s at third? 

Once Matt Chapman signed his 3-year/$54 million contract with the San Francisco Giants during Spring Training, it became apparent that the Jays’ third baseman this season was going to be someone within the organization – but who? 

Isiah Kiner-Falefa seems like the most likely candidate to begin the season with the bulk of the play at third having signed a 2-year/$15 million contract with the club in December. Signed primarily for his defence, the 29-year-old Hawaiian showed potential with the bat in Spring Training, hitting .324 with 11 hits and four RBIs in 41 plate appearances. 

But challenging Kiner-Falefa at third is Ernie Clement who has also had an impressive spring. Clement, who manager John Schneider announced has made the Opening Day roster, hit .375 with three HRs and eight RBIs in 14 Spring Training games. The upside for Clement starting at third is that the Rochester, N.Y. native has more offensive power and potential than Kiner-Falefa which may be in his favour if the Jays opt for a more offensively minded lineup. 

Rounding out the third base options are Cavan Biggio and Davis Schneider, two guys who are likely to platoon at second base but have also shown their abilities to play third. If one (or both) of them get hot with the bat, expect them to steal some of the third base playing time especially if Kiner-Falefa and Clement struggle at the plate. 

Will the Jays be able to stay healthy? 

The Jays were fortunate that last season injuries were minimal, but so far in Spring Training the injury list is starting to pile up. 

Kevin Gausman, A.L. Cy Young finalist from a year ago, was limited in Spring Training with shoulder fatigue, worrying fans that an injury on his pitching arm this early in the season may lead to more complications later this year. However, Gausman is still expected to start his turn in the rotation in Tampa Bay or Houston, after throwing three stellar innings against the Pirates on March 25th in the Jays final game of the spring. 

Danny Jansen is once again dealing with a fracture on his arm, this time in his right pisiform bone after getting hit by a pitch on March 13th. Jansen is expected to return in mid to late April, meaning Brian Serven will serve as the backup catcher to Alejandro Kirk for the time being. 

Jordan Romano, the A.L. reliever with the second-most saves (36) last season, is dealing with right elbow inflammation and will be out to start the season. Fortunately, an MRI indicated that there was no structural damage, meaning that the Markham native could return sooner than expected. 

Erik Swanson is another relief pitcher that will likely be unavailable to begin the season After experiencing right forearm tightness during a relief appearance on March 13th, Swanson appears to be progressing well and will be throwing off a mound at some point this week. 

Health will continue to be a main story all season long as the Jays (and every team) will need their best players available if they aspire to compete for a division title and win the coveted Commissioner’s Trophy this fall. 

The Jays begin their season on March 28th against the Tampa Bay Rays with first pitch set for 4:10 p.m Eastern Time. For more information on the Toronto Blue Jays, head to bluejays.com. 

Paris 2024: Canada learns their opponents for Olympic basketball 

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Both the Canadian men’s and women’s basketball teams found out their opponents in this summer’s Olympic Games and their pathway to golden glory. 

In the men’s tournament, Canada – the seventh-ranked nation in the world – are in Group A and will face Australia (fifth-ranked) on July 30th and two yet-to-be-determined opponents on July 27th and Aug. 2nd, who still need to qualify at their respective last-chance qualifying tournaments. 

The men’s team, who are competing in the Olympics for the first time since 2000 after beating Spain in the quarterfinals at the 2023 FIBA World Cup to advance to the Olympics en route to a bronze medal-winning performance, will likely face the Spaniards again in Paris. The second-ranked team in the world are heavy favourites to win their qualifying tournament which includes Angola, Bahamas, Finland, Lebanon and Poland. 

In the other qualifying tournament, Luka Doncic’s Slovenia are the favourites to advance but Dominican Republic, Egypt, Greece and New Zealand are all hoping to earn one of the final spots in the 12-team tournament and book their ticket to Paris. 

Group B consists of France, Germany, Japan and the winner of the Olympic qualifying tournament in Latvia (Brazil, Cameroon, Georgia, Latvia, Montenegro and the Philippines), while Group C includes Serbia, South Sudan, the United States – 16-time gold medalists – and the winner of the Olympic qualifying tournament in Puerto Rico (Bahrain, Ivory Coast, Italy, Lithuania, Mexico and Puerto Rico). 

All Olympic qualifying tournaments will occur from July 2nd to 7th

On the women’s side, the Canadians (fifth-ranked) battle hosts France (seventh-ranked) on July 29th and the Aussies (third-ranked) on Aug. 1st before rounding out their group play schedule against Nigeria (12th-ranked) on Aug. 4th.  

The women’s team, who are still searching for their first podium finish at the Olympics, will be competing in their eighth Olympic Games after squeaking into the tournament with some help after Spain’s comeback victory over Hungary booked Canada’s spot in Paris this summer. 

Spain, the fourth-ranked team in the world, will be in Group A alongside Serbia, China and Puerto Rico; while Group C includes Germany, Japan, Belgium and nine-time Olympic champion United States. 

All group games will be held in Lille, as the top two teams from each group and the two best third-place teams overall advance to the quarterfinals in Paris. 

A draw will be held to determine the quarterfinal matchups after the preliminary round with the knockout round beginning on Aug. 6th in the men’s tournament and Aug. 7th in the women’s tournament. 

The semi-finals will occur on Aug. 8th for the men and Aug. 9th for the women, before the highly anticipated gold (and bronze) medal games are played on Aug. 10th and 11th, respectively. 

For more information on basketball at the Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Games, head to paris2024.org. 

By the numbers: UNB men’s hockey record-setting season 

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The UNB Reds captured the 2024 U SPORTS men’s hockey national championship last week, solidifying a flawless campaign and inking themselves in the history books.  

With the 2023-24 Reds on a level of their own, here are their key accomplishments this season, by the numbers. 

43 – The Reds won 43 games this season, by far the most in the country. UNB went 5-0 in exhibition games, 30-0 in the regular season, 5-0 in the Atlantic University Sport (AUS) playoffs and 3-0 in the U SPORTS national championship. 

62 – With their perfect 43-0 regular, the Reds are the first team to go undefeated in Canadian men’s university hockey in 62 years, since the McMaster Marlins went undefeated in 1962/63 on route to winning the inaugural men’s hockey championship tournament. 

47 – The Reds now own a 47-game winning streak, which has spanned longer than a year beginning on March 9th, 2023, and is still ongoing. UNB’s last loss came on March 7th, 2023, in game two of the AUS Championship against Saint Mary’s in double overtime. 

2 – The 2024 U Cup win against UQTR marked UNB’s second straight season as national champions, after beating the Alberta Golden Bears 3-0 in last year’s final in Charlottetown. The Reds are the first team to win back-to-back titles since they won consecutive championships in 2016 and 2017. 

5 – Now, UNB has won five of the last seven tournaments (there were no tournaments in 2020 or 2021 because of COVID-19) becoming the first team to win five of seven since the Toronto Varsity Blues won five straight titles from 1969 to 1973. 

10 – Their 2024 championship marks the tenth national title in school history – 1998, 2007, 2009, 2011, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2019, 2023, 2024 – tying the Varsity Blues for second-most in U SPORTS history. The Alberta Golden Bears lead all schools with 16 titles to date. 

20 – On route to capturing their 10th national title, the Reds won their 20th AUS Championship this season, beating the Moncton Aigles Bleus 3-1 in game one and 3-0 in game two to win the best-of-three series and claim the championship. 

298 – The Reds end their season on a 298-minute shutout streak with their last goal allowed coming against the Aigles Bleus in the second minute of game one of the AUS Championship.  

92 – Since then, UNB has gone nearly five games long without allowing a goal, making 92 saves (24, 12, 12, 22, 23) in the process. 

0 – Three of those games not allowing a goal came in the U SPORTS tournament, allowing zero goals in the national championships, beating the Brock Badgers 4-0 in the quarters, TMU Bold 7-0 in the semis and UQTR Patriotes 4-0 in the final.  

57 – Samuel Richard, the 2023 U SPORTS Rookie of the Year, stopped all 57 shots he faced in the U SPORTS tournament. 

172 – UNB scored 172 goals in the regular season to lead all of U SPORTS, 46 goals ahead of UBC who had the second-most goals at 126. Leading the Reds in goals was Austen Keating – AUS MVP and U SPORTS MVP nominee – with 23, while defenceman Adam McCormick led the team with 33 assists which also ranked second-most in the country. 

The Reds will be looking to add to their trophy case and three-peat next season, hoping to become the first time to win three straight since Alberta won three consecutive championships from 1978 to 1980. 

For more information on the UNB Reds men’s hockey program, head to goredsgo.ca. 

Editorial: OnlyFans, Uber and digital manorialism 

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Services like OnlyFans and Uber point towards a new form of exploitation that is both hypermodern and feudal — all made possible by the Internet.  

You might be wondering how anyone could suggest that Uber and OnlyFans (OF) have any similarity beyond both being companies. While there are important differences about the specifics of the content of each service, when viewed at a macro-operational level their similarities become clearer. Both corporations are multinational monopoly digital platforms that use atomized labour from individuals who are viewed as flexible contractors, able to work whenever they so please with some caveats.  

Uber is a ridesharing and food-delivery app (Uber Eats) based in San Francisco, California. Beyond differences in the charging structures of Uber and taxis, which are important considering Uber capitalizes on the fact that many individuals own personal vehicles, they ultimately undercut the power of taxis who rely on scarcity of supply. Moreover, Uber doesn’t pay a cent on wear and tear of one’s personal vehicle or for gas when on the job allowing enough room from the lack of those fixed costs to charge less for rides and capture more of the market.  

The company is a successful example of Silicon Valley’s VC-infused tech-start-up sector which has a virtual monopoly on innovative high-technology production in the western hemisphere. Uber saw $1.8 billion USD in profit last year, the first time they posted profits since the now mega-corporation went public in 2019.  

While Uber is certainly a brilliant idea from a market standpoint, three important aspects of Uber’s model should be noted when thinking through how societally we are worse off with it around: 1) it makes use of already-existing infrastructure entirely created by the public sector in terms of roads and the Internet (which was largely developed by the US military); 2) it contracts labour from individuals who use their own labour (driving) and capital (a car) and are therefore treated as “independent contractors” despite being better described as employees; 3) most of its profits and taxed revenues don’t filter into the hundreds of cities and localities it operates in (other than Silicone Valley, California and the US federal government, but even those revenues being taxed can be avoided through tax evasion schemes like using a Dutch holding company to avoid taxes).  

Now consider OnlyFans, a London-based Internet-content subscription service that features mostly pornographic content from independent creators. OnlyFans makes revenue through fees, a 20 per cent cut on creators’ earnings and subscriptions.  

Again, the same three components are at play with OnlyFans: it uses the infrastructure of the already existing Internet; it considers its workers independent contractors who sell their labour (taking and posting erotic pictures and videos, usually of one’s own body); and the bulk of the company’s revenues are only being taxed in England and London.  

Much like how in the medieval period in Europe under manorialism, a lord owned a piece of land called a manor and had serfs work the land to support themselves and the lord, the “independent contractor” loophole on Uber and OnlyFans allows them to have no obligations to those who survive through working on their platforms, amounting to something like a digital fiefdom.   

In broad strokes, this is the argument posed by economist and former finance minister of Greece, Yanis Varoufakis in his book released last year, Technofeudalism.  

In an interview with The Guardian, Varoufakis explains that the new lords of big tech “charge rent… The people we think of as capitalists are just a vassal class now. If you’re producing stuff now, you’re done. You’re finished. You cannot become the ruler of the world anymore.” 

While we can table the validity around the main thesis of Varoufakis’ book, that a techno-feudal system is replacing capitalism, his description of how big tech operates more like a feudal system than a capitalist one in the digital sphere perfectly describes the machinations of Uber and OnlyFans’ production model. Due to being considered “independent contractors” instead of employees, Uber drivers, for example, have had to fight in different countries and localities for employment status benefits like a minimum wage, health insurance and more.  

The biggest case of this linguistic-legalistic sleight of hand being undermined by collective action from couriers took place in Ontario, Canada.  

Uber Technologies Inc v Heller was a 2020 Supreme Court of Canada decision in which Ontario citizen and Uber courier David Heller and some of his colleagues argued they were entitled to a minimum wage and vacation and overtime pay under Ontario employment standards legislation. Uber fought this with the defence that being an “independent contractor” meant that one had flexibility over when to work and when not to, effectively making them not employees.  

The Supreme Court, however, reached an 8-1 decision in favour of Heller to proceed with a class action against the ride-share company, a decision many legal experts said constituted a major victory for labour rights in the grey zones of online “contract” work.  

Returning to the three previously outlined components that track in both OnlyFans’ and Uber’s business models, some of these shared characteristics can be solved in similar ways and others require more nuance to solve based on the content of the service. 

In Uber’s case, all three issues can be relieved by simply nationalizing the service.  

It makes sense if you consider that Uber is making use of public infrastructure in terms of roads, which take on wear and tear from their drivers, as well as the Internet, which was developed by United States’ taxpayers. As economist Mariana Mazzucato argues in her brilliant book The Entrepreneurial State, most of the greatest innovations of the past half century — the Internet, touchscreen technology, biotech breakthroughs, GPS, pharmaceutical NMEs, nanotechnology — were almost always first developed in the public sector and then the private sector later used the base innovation to create products like the iPhone.  

Another aspect to consider vis-a-vis nationalization is that most people can benefit from using an Uber-like service as most people today have a phone and because so much infrastructure in the modern world, especially in North America, is centred around the automobile. This means most people paying into a nationalized Uber-style service would reap the benefits at far lower costs.  

The knock-on effects of having a national Uber service would likely fix the “independent contractor” loophole as public sector employees, in general, have better benefits. Furthermore, the optics of a government employer skimping on standards protected in their own employee-standards legislation would be bad, to put it mildly.  

Nationalization would certainly fix the untaxed revenue issue with these platforms. The revenue would go directly back into the pockets of the governments offering the service, which could then be used to pay for more services for those governments’ constituents instead of doing what many large private firms do with their profits, i.e. buying back stock and boosting executive and shareholder pay as is the case in so many large publicly traded LLCs.  

OnlyFans is a trickier case when it comes to solutions.  

In many ways, OnlyFans is a far more safe and less viscerally exploitative platform for sex workers than in-person forms of sex work such as prostitution and stripping as one can create content from the privacy of their own home, circumventing the threats of rowdy customers, abusive management and the transmission of sexual infection and disease. With that being said, all the same issues around Uber in terms of the company avoiding providing basic employment benefits to their workers, avoiding taxes and using Internet infrastructure to build a private media empire are still at play with OnlyFans. 

However, it would be difficult to nationalize OF as one can anticipate with a reasonable degree of certainty that many taxpayers would not want their money funding a pornography-creator hub.  

Additionally, the service being a fully online digital commodity introduces other potential complications around access to foreign creators and consumers depending on how protectionist the platform policies are. If someone’s tax dollars going towards an adult-content platform wasn’t enough to disturb them, their tax support mainly helping creators outside their country who keep most of their earnings and who pay income taxes to their own governments just might. 

OnlyFans’ issues might be better treated by robust domestic legislation that takes its cue from the argument Heller brought to Uber, that OF is essentially an employer and needs to treat its workers as employees, providing benefits and so on.  

Beyond that, not much else can be done pragmatically to directly socialize a service like OF other than that and increasing regulation of sex work more generally, even when it’s purely an online commodity.  

Despite this, a wager might be made by the left that if other parts of society are cleansed of a logic dominated by capital, sex work — which will always exist of course — will be far less prevalent as people will likely feel less of a need to sell something as private as their naked body in a system that views people’s needs and unique abilities as far more essential than their ability to produce profits for a small amount of people in order to not starve, but I digress.  

All in all, platforms like Uber and OnlyFans signal a sea change in how we think about the direction the economy and society are moving.  

If Varoufakis is right, and a new kind of feudal political economy is emerging through big tech, that direction for all of us is likely not a better one, and OnlyFans and Uber are just the tip of the iceberg. 

The ESA wants to hear students’ input for next year 

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The ESA, one of the best resources for Brock students who write papers, is looking for input and interest for the 2024-2025 school year. 

English can be a very complicated language, and with stress and burnout, writing papers can be messy and difficult without the proper resources. Luckily, the Brock English Students’ Association (ESA) can help. 

Despite its name, the ESA has resources for students in nearly every field of study. Current President Mia Smith, a fourth-year English student, has assisted with papers in English, Music, History, Child and Youth Studies, Visual Arts, Psychology and Business in the last two terms alone. She’s even assisted with assigned creative projects. 

“If it is an assignment that requires writing, we can help,” said Smith. 

Completely student-led, the ESA works “one-on-one with students and their essays to identify problems and give [them] the tools and confidence necessary for writing an academic essay.” 

Writing assistance is always directed by what incoming students feel they need to work on, whether that be honing a thesis or reviewing the basics for students who lack confidence in their writing skills. 

“If a student is concerned because English is not their first language, we go over a paragraph or two for stylistic errors to help the student see where their mistakes are being made,” said Smith. 

The ESA always makes sure instructions are followed, reviewed papers are formatted correctly, no matter the required style, and glaring grammatical or structural issues are remedied. While Smith does not pretend to be an expert in every field – thus recommending that students go directly to their TAs or professors for assistance with essay content – she and the ESA are masters of syntax, grammar and structure. 

“I never want students to leave feeling ashamed of their hard work,” said Smith. “Essay writing is a skill; it can be acquired, exercised and mastered regardless of the student’s starting point… In some cases, the student really just needs someone to quickly read over their assignment and give them confidence in their own abilities. Just being encouraged can completely turn some students’ outlooks around.” 

Similar to many other Brock clubs, Smith’s responsibilities over the past two years as President have primarily revolved around resurrecting the club after the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic. 

Fortunately, the professors from the English Department at Brock have made the process easier. Alongside ESA workshops being advertised in lecture halls across campus, “the ESA is typically invited to and present for open house events in the department, faculty are often consulted for certain events” and they have provided “unwavering support” for the ESA, said Smith. 

“My experiences with the professors of the English department have been entirely wonderful; they are, by and large, always eager to support students in any way possible and without their support, running the ESA would not be possible.” 

Workshops are held every Tuesday from 3 to 5 p.m in MCD404, with April 2 marking their final workshop of the term – correlating with the last day of lectures being April 5. 

April 2 also marks the final ESA event Smith will be executively involved in, as she and the VP of Finances, Sierra Nishimura, are graduating in the spring. Despite having “a rough year… after hitting multiple unexpected roadblocks,” Smith is hopeful that “next school year will be very exciting for the ESA, [albeit] largely be left in the hands of those taking over.” 

Already, Smith said, there is student interest in holding a Poetry Reading next year. “There has also been interest in hosting a board game night, focused study session days and new social events for English and English-adjacent students to foster a sense of community. Importantly, the essay workshops will remain a core function of the ESA.” 

With a large shift inevitable for the ESA, they are hosting the Future Directions Meeting on March 25 in MCD301 from 3 to 4 p.m “to drum up fresh faces, lay out what we’ve done to re-establish a solid foundation for the ESA and discuss what we think will work and would be best for the students moving forward,” said Smith. 

Executive positions are open, and the ESA will post a form on their Instagram page for anyone studying English at Brock – as a minor or double major, in Concurrent Education or Creative Writing stream, et cetera – to fill out. 

“There is nothing more rewarding than helping your fellow students, meeting like-minded people and knowing that you are part of something good,” said Smith. 

The sun may be setting on Smith’s time as the ESA President, but the Future Directions Meeting is an opportunity for English students to have their voices heard. Furthermore, it’s not too late for students to get the ESA’s help on their final papers. The club is an invaluable resource for any student struggling with essay composition. 

“Critical Understandings of Canada in the World: Towards a Global Understanding of Canada” – A research project uncovering new avenues for the study of Canadian Foreign Policy 

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With the ever-evolving landscape of international relations, it is as vital as ever for students and Canadians at large to critically engage with and question Canada’s foreign policy. 

On March 11, the Department of Political Science hosted a virtual speaker series titled “Critical Understandings of Canada in the World: Towards a Global Understanding of Canada.” This session, along with several others of the same nature across Canadian universities, is meant to engage students and academics in a new book project under the same name as the speaker series. 

“We want the chapters to be able to speak to each other. So, we tried to put the panels together in a way to have contributors be able to join in and be able to ask questions, discuss and hear what each other are working on in their chapters,” said Dr. Liam Midzain-Gobin. 

The objective of the virtual speaker series was to engage different audiences in the book and to encourage discussions between contributors and other groups, including Brock students. 

The draft chapters for the upcoming book presented in the virtual panel highlighted new understandings of Canadian foreign policy that expand beyond traditional considerations of trade and security as the primary tenets of the area of study. Some notable presentations included Dr. Stephen Brown’s deconstruction of Canada’s image as a “Queertopia” by analyzing Canada’s existing contributions to global LGBTQI+ rights while noting that these do not entail a leadership role for Canada.  

Dr. Liam Midzain-Gobin, an Assistant Professor of Political Science at Brock University, moderated the speaker series on March 11. More broadly, Dr. Midzain-Gobin is one of the editors of an upcoming research publication, which he initially became involved in after the core editorial team reached out to include him in the book project. 

The editorial team is composed of four scholars from different Canadian universities. As such, Dr. Midzain-Gobin has closely worked with Dr. Heather Smith from the University of Northern British Columbia, Dr. David Black from Dalhousie University and Dr. David Hornsby from the Norman Paterson School of International Affairs (NPSIA) at Carleton University.  

The upcoming handbook on Canadian foreign policy is set to include over 35 chapters written by various contributors, and its structure will encompass five cross-cutting thematic sections. 

The book’s first thematic area is called “As If People Matter,” referring to people’s ability to politically engage with the Canadian state, as well as the engagement that Canada sustains with groups of people that compose what we know as “Canada.”  

Next, the book will focus on national security from the viewpoint of “Insecurities” by noting the root causes of vulnerabilities and fear among Canadian citizens.  

Third, “Towards a Global Politics” will decentre the state as the principal actor in international affairs by analyzing other equally relevant relationships that exist in the study of foreign affairs.  

The fourth pillar of the book will encompass “Myths and Stories We Tell Ourselves,” about the gap that exists between rhetoric and action in Canadian foreign policy, guided by “stories” and “myths” about Canada’s behaviour. 

“[Canada] may say a lot, but are we actually doing the things we say are important to do?” said Dr. Midzain-Gobin. 

The online panel on March 11 explored this thematic area through Dr. David McDonald’s draft chapter on the myth of Canadian niceness, and how the rhetoric has historically allowed Canada to recognize genocide overseas while legitimizing settler colonialism domestically. 

“Relationships, Connections and Contradictions,” the fifth theme area in the book, will dive into how Canada presents itself to various audiences, and the contradictions that arise from those portrayals. This analysis will encompass the relationships that Canada holds with other nations, and the role that contradictions play in the larger conversation of Canada’s foreign policy. 

Though it may be easy to characterize foreign policy through a restricted lens of security and trade, the book seeks to reframe and expand our understanding of foreign policy, mainly to address the complex issues that the world faces today.  

“The problems that we are facing are not often ones that are going to be solved by bombs. They are not going to be solved by more corporations going in. In fact, those may be part of the problem. If we want to tackle climate change, if we really want to look at the way Canadian corporations act abroad, that’s going to mean a slightly different approach to how we understand our place in the world. That’s what I hope people take away from the volume,” said Dr. Midzain-Gobin. 

The book project will assist in reshaping the understanding of Canada’s role on the global stage by critically analyzing aspects of foreign and domestic policy that often go unnoticed in the study of Canada’s foreign policy. 

The book project “Critical Understandings of Canada in the World: Towards a Global Understanding of Canada” is estimated to be out by the end of 2025. Dr. Liam Midzain-Gobin can be reached at lmidzaingobin@brocku.ca. 

Born & Raised brings Alexisonfire and City and Colour back to St. Catharines 

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Montebello Park set to come alive when the Born & Raised festival brings together Alexisonfire, City and Colour, and six more exciting bands in July. 

A recent addition to St. Catharines’ roster of events, Born & Raised first arrived in the summer of 2022 as a sprawling rock concert celebrating the roots of Alexisonfire’s five members – Dallas Green, George Pettit, Wade MacNeil, Chris Steele and Jordan Hastings – on the heels of releasing their first album in over a decade. 

The event is coming back for the summer of 2024. 

Alexisonfire emerged from the underground of St. Catharines in 2001, and since then has risen to international fame, has broken up and has returned stronger than ever.  

While the band has described their musicality as “the sound of two Catholic high-school girls in mid-knife-fight,” they also fit into the post-hardcore, emo, melodic hardcore and screamo genres. Pettit and Green comprise most of the band’s vocals – Pettit screaming and guttural, Green melodic and sombre – with MacNeil providing backup.  

Together, they simply rock. 

Also headlining at the festival is Green’s solo project, City and Colour. Breaking out in 2005, shortly after Alexisonfire’s debut, City and Colour is a vast departure in terms of genre, but not quality. With an alternative, acoustic, folk-inspired sound, City and Colour delivers sad songs that listeners can escape to. 

Born & Raised will take place on Friday, July 5 and Saturday, July 6 as a two-day concert featuring eight different bands, with City and Colour headlining on Friday and Alexisonfire headlining on Saturday. It will be at Montebello Park, where 2023’s Niagara Grape & Wine Festival was held, and each day will run from 4:30 to 10:30 p.m. 

“The festival pays homage to the Alexisonfire track bearing its name,” says the event’s website

“serving as a tribute to the hometown that witnessed the humble origins of Alexisonfire, City and Colour, Dine Alone Records [an independent record label with roots in St. Catharines, whose roster includes Alexisonfire, City and Colour, The Dirty Nil and more] and Bedlam Management [a music management company founded by the same Joel Carriere as Dine Alone Records].” 

Also featured at Born & Raised 2024 are six more bands, some established and others lesser known: Metric, Sloan, Dooms Children, The Used, Counterparts and Ekkstacy. 

Metric has been making music for over two decades, founded in Toronto in 1998 by Emilie Haines and James Shaw and quickly gaining two new members in Joshua Winstead and Joules Scott-Key. The band is described as indie, alternative rock, new wave and post-punk revival, among others, and is sure to add a unique flavour to Friday’s show. 

Also playing Friday night are Dooms Children, a psych-rock band founded by Alexisonfire guitarist Wade McNeil, whose music came from a place of healing after experiencing bouts of depression from life on the road, and Sloan. 

Sloan is another Canadian rock band, who in their nearly four-decade-long history have produced 13 studio albums and have not changed their lineup – consisting of Jay Ferguson, Chris Murphy, Patrick Pentland and Andrew Scott. 

The Used has seen its fair share of grief, hardship and controversy, but on Saturday they’ll be bringing the emo, punk-rock and heavy-metal music that’s made their records multiple times gold and platinum-certified. 

Counterparts is a Hamilton-based band that formed in 2007. Best known for their position in the contemporary melodic hardcore genre and metalcore revival wave, they’re sure to bring a taste of metal to the punk-rock lineup on Saturday. 

Finally, Ekkstacy is an up-and-coming singer-songwriter from Vancouver who’s been making waves with his new wave, post-punk, indie rock, gothic rock and punk rock music. His second album, self-titled Ekkstacy, came out this year, the songs of which are sure to be featured on the festival’s second day. 

Born & Raised is sure to be an exciting couple of days, filled with memorable performances and culminating in the explosive finale of Alexisonfire’s show. Tickets have been available since the beginning of February, so unfortunately, the two-day bundle is sold out. Individual day passes are still up for grabs though at $121, Friday and Saturday, after fees and taxes on Ticketmaster. Children under the age of 12 get in free, and attendees are permitted a single water bottle that can be refilled at stations throughout the venue. 

For those who enjoy punk-rock and metal, there’s nothing quite like hearing your favourite bands performing live. That elation combined with the warm air of a summer night and a cold drink is a feeling that can’t be beaten and Born & Raised promises to fire on every cylinder to make an unforgettable weekend. 

St. Catharines opens applications for the use of the Niagara River Lions community suite 

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Local groups and charities can get tickets for the Niagara River Lions in the city’s community suite. 

On March 11, the City of St. Catharines announced that, once again, it would be making its community suite at the Meridian Centre available for successful applicants. 

The Meridian Centre Community Use Program offers local non-profit organizations and sports organizations the chance to receive 12 tickets to see one of Niagara’s sports teams, the Niagara Ice Dogs or the Niagara River Lions, depending on the season. 

The current online application period, which closes on April 5, is for the Niagara River Lions, a basketball team, whose season begins in May. 

“We are proud to partner with community groups to offer these kinds of opportunities,” said Community and Events Supervisor, Brianne Wilson, in the release. “This program helps to recognize the outstanding work local groups accomplish and provides a wonderful opportunity for youth to attend a game.” 

Applicants are divided into two streams: groups planning to use the community seats for fundraising purposes and groups planning to bring children and youth to a game. Organizations must be registered charities, incorporated non-profits, or minor not-for-profit sports associations. While all registered charities and incorporated non-profits are eligible, preference will be given to those focused on youths. 

Last year, the River Lions ranked first in the Canadian Elite Basketball League (CEBL) Eastern Conference. This may be a new league, only entering its sixth season, but last year, the River Lions averaged 3,106 attendees per game.  

12 tickets can be a sizeable item to sell to raise funds, especially as the River Lions gain popularity in St. Catharines and the Niagara region. It would be a great package for a charity auction or raffle, for example. 

Attending a professional game such as this can also be influential for youth athletes in minor not-for-profit sports organizations. Watching others play sports can increase the skills of youth athletes: observing professionals perform the moves they’ve been learning from their coaches can help instructions click in. 

Seeing professional athletes performing these moves – moves similar to the ones they already know – can also give children hope that they could one day be that good; it can give them something to strive for. The Niagara River Lions being a local team only exemplifies this. 

These tickets in the city’s community suite, some of the best in the Meridian Centre, are a great opportunity for any organization, whether they want to use the space for fundraising or to provide youths with a fun experience. 

Interested parties can find more information and access to the online application here. City staff will conduct the reviewing process of applications, and successful applicants will be notified in writing and given the date of their game once they are selected. 

In the face of MRP stream budget cuts, some students are fighting back 

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Brock has cut funding to its MRP stream graduate programs, and students are speaking out in their defence. 

Morgan Crosby did her undergraduate studies in Human Rights and Social Justice at Carleton University. Following her graduation, she knew an advanced degree was required for the career she wanted to pursue, and her search garnered only two results: a Master of Human Rights at the University of Manitoba or a Master of Arts in Social Justice and Equity Studies (SJES) at Brock University. 

Her decision to study at Brock was heavily influenced by the funding package the University guaranteed, funding which she could not have completed her program without, at least not without accumulating copious amounts of debt in the process. 

Crosby decided to enter the Major Research Paper (MRP) stream, a route that many students pick because “it’s more accessible since it’s not as long, [both] in the length of the paper and the time it takes to complete,” said Crosby. The SJES MRP stream is only 16 months long compared to the two-year Thesis stream. 

Her paper, soon to be published in the Brock MRP Digital Repository, focuses on the impacts of Canadian mining on Indigenous communities in Guatemala. Crosby had a rare experience in which she got to travel to Guatemala last May through a geography course with the University of Northern British Columbia (UNBC) and talk with some of the people she was writing about in her research. 

This was not a typical experience, but she was able to do it thanks to her connections at Brock: “Because I had really great professors here in the SJES program, that supported me and told me about the [UNBC] program, and helped me transfer the credit… I was able to do that.” 

Now, as Brock faces a $37 million deficit in funds, Crosby is seeing significant cuts to the program type that gave her so many opportunities. 

“Major Research Paper (MRP) students will no longer be eligible for the Graduate Fellowship (worth $9,000 per year); MRP students will be eligible for a one-time merit-based entrance scholarship of $3,000 if their admission average is above 82%; [and] Thesis students who switch to the MRP route will be required to re-pay their Graduate Fellowship,” said the petition linked on posters as students expressed their discontent by sitting outside Brock’s first State of the University Address on Feb. 15. 

This came after Crosby and two other students, Sarah Pierson and Christian Santesso, spoke at the Brock Senate meeting on Feb. 14 to voice their concerns. 

Earliest among these concerns was the lack of transparency from the University. The decision was made in December, but Crosby herself only learned of the cuts in January, when she came back from the holiday break and was informed by a professor.  

“Students weren’t told,” said Crosby.  

“The professors were told because they had to make decisions about how they were going to let people into the programs for the upcoming year… That left a lot of us wondering – a lot of students wondering – why would the university not communicate these cuts to its graduate students? Do we not deserve to know the information that puts our program at risk?” 

To Crosby and others, this gave the impression that “the university doesn’t really care about its grad students, especially when [their] research and opinions and thoughts are really valuable to the institution.” 

There has been concern that the bulk of graduate students in the Faculty of Social Sciences (FoSS), the Faculty of Humanities (FoH) and the Faculty of Education (FoE) choose the MRP stream, meaning these three faculties are disproportionately affected by the cuts to funding. 

“How is the [SJES] program going to continue if we don’t have MRP students, and therefore no students coming in?” said Crosby. If these programs are expected to bear the brunt of the financial cuts, she worries that fewer students will be attracted to Brock programs, and current undergrad students may be driven to other schools. 

“That’s reducing a lot of knowledge and research that’s going to be produced in these fields that are… amplifying voices that are often excluded from academia, and producing research that is not always the standard or the norm,” said Crosby. 

Outspoken students are also concerned about the impact of these cuts on international students, who already pay incredibly high tuition rates, and the “barriers and impacts that this has disproportionately on BIPOC students,” said Crosby. 

Fortunately, the students’ efforts were received positively at the Senate meeting: 

“They thanked us for coming and speaking and voicing our concerns, and they said that it’s not often students go to Senate in most places and speak like that,” said Crosby. 

Similarly, at the demonstration outside the State of the University Address, positive feedback and reinforcement were the norm from people entering. After asking some questions at the event, mostly to spread awareness to those attending in person and online, Crosby, Pierson and Santesso were invited to speak at a meeting of the Brock Board of Trustees. They have not heard any feedback from the Board but are hopeful their voices were heard. 

While the cuts regarding the upcoming school year have already been finalized, Crosby believes “there is room for the years afterwards to make adjustments.” 

“What we’re asking for now is that the cuts be distributed equitably across all [faculties], rather than just three [faculties] taking the brunt of this,” said Crosby. That way, the impact won’t be so large or negative on any one group. 

Crosby has spoken to students and professors in programs across Brock, and the consensus is that supporting this effort is worthwhile, encouraging them to continue applying pressure to the school. 

“It’s not just me that’s doing this work, it’s a collective of students and professors that have been responding to these detrimental cuts. There’s a lot of strong, hard-working students that are putting their voices behind this,” said Crosby. 

“There’s so many students that are doing such cool work that aren’t in a thesis stream… it’s still such great, valuable work that doesn’t deserve to be cut.” 

Whether or not changes will be made to the financial cuts is yet to be seen or announced, but Crosby is undeterred. They will keep fighting. 

Measles cases have been appearing across the country: do Brock students need to be worried? 

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Measles cases are cropping up across the country, and health officials are urging Canadians to get themselves and their children vaccinated. 

In 1998, measles was officially declared eliminated in Canada. Where the disease still pops up in the country are the odd foreign cases, in which unvaccinated and under-vaccinated children bring it back to Canada after travelling abroad. 

However, recent headlines have revealed spikes in measles cases across the country – with seventeen confirmed cases as of March 5 – and there are a few reasons why officials are concerned, specifically involving Canada’s youth populace. 

For children, particularly those under the age of five, measles can have incredibly dangerous symptoms. A high fever, cough, runny nose, conjunctivitis and a rash are common in measles patients, but one out of 1000 people with measles will experience brain swelling, which can lead to brain damage. Between one and three patients out of 1000 will die. Hospitalization is also common. 

Furthermore, the disease is highly contagious being transmitted through the air through coughs and sneezes with the capability of infecting nine out of ten unprotected people around an infected person. Furthermore, it can remain contagious in a room up to two hours after an infected person has left, and it is contagious from four days before developing a rash through four days afterward. This means infected individuals can be contagious before they even know their illness is anything more than a common cold. 

In an interview with CTV News Toronto, reported on by CP24, Infectious Diseases Specialist Dr. Isaac Bogoch said it “certainly looks like” community transmission is occurring, in which those infected have acquired the disease locally instead of internationally. If this is the case, then those who are unvaccinated have an increased chance of catching measles from someone in their community. 

What complicates the issue is that in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, not only have children missed opportunities to be vaccinated, but misinformation regarding vaccinations has run rampant. 

“Trust in public health and all of the things that we do has eroded,” said Dr. Mehdi Aloosh, the Medical Officer of Health for the Windsor-Essex Health Unit, in an interview with CBC.  

Measles may only affect one in every thousand kids, but “if one in a thousand kids get really sick and gets encephalitis, brain inflammation, that’s a lot of kids that could potentially get really sick,” said Niagara’s medical officer of health, Dr. Azim Kasmani in an article by the St. Catharines Standard

In the same article, Dr. Jessica Jackman, Niagara’s associate medical officer of health, urged residents to stay up to date on their vaccinations and those of their children. The news she gave was hopeful, that while only 79 per cent of seven-year-old children are vaccinated across Canada, Niagara’s school-aged children are at about 90 per cent. 

“Our team has been working very hard to catch the kids who may not be up to date with their vaccines, which is really important to make sure they’re protected against measles,” Jackman said. “Our aim is to get that number even higher” and get to 95 per cent vaccinated, a which many officials agree to be the threshold at which herd immunity can be achieved. 

Niagara’s numbers are positive, especially when considering the situation in Montreal, where the most measles cases are being reported, and where the risk is that numbers will “exponentially explode” in the coming months due to lower vaccination rates. 

While vaccination is not entirely foolproof – with a 97 per cent immunity rate – the chances of immunized individuals contracting measles are far less than those who are not vaccinated, and even then, the disease would be much less severe, said Aloosh. 

No cases of measles have been reported in Niagara at the time of writing, but with the potential for outbreaks increasing, health officials highly recommend getting vaccinated, especially when preparing to travel. Whether these will remain isolated issues or not is yet to be seen. 

Pokémon Sun and Moon: A fool’s paradise 

Click here to read the first part of this Pokémon retrospective, which focuses on Pokémon Black and White. Click here to read the second part, which focuses on Pokémon X and Y. 

Ah, Pokémon Sun and Moon. These titles are full of nostalgic memories reminiscent of simpler times: the sun is shining; adventure is calling; and as I travel from destination to destination, my hand is being held so tightly that I’m simply begging to be set free

Pokémon Sun and Moon are the franchise’s flagship seventh-generation titles, and like their predecessor, they are Nintendo 3DS exclusives. 

The initial reveal of Sun and Moon poised the games as a major 20th-anniversary celebration for the franchise. The trailer hinted at an island locale for the titles, a vast departure from the urban themes of previous generations. While Generations One through Four were based on real-life regions in Japan, Generations Five and Six moved away from Eastern themes by taking inspiration from New York City and France respectively. 

With Sun and Moon’s tropical Alola region, though, the franchise appeared to be moving away from densely-populated urban cities and moving toward a more unique identity. This was something distinct for the series and wonderful to see in a franchise that had become reliant on tradition and repetition. 

Thankfully, this philosophy continued into the games’ greater design, with many gameplay concepts and plot points deviating from the franchise’s long-since-set norms. Unfortunately, as revolutionary as many of these new ideas were, they came with a few trade-offs that would end up making Sun and Moon simultaneously the most fresh and frustrating entries the franchise had ever seen. 

Let’s start with the positives. 

The Alola region, a core facet of the games’ identity, is uniquely memorable and forms a brilliant contrast with the series’ big-city urban traditions. The region is comprised of four islands which are explored linearly, and like Super Mario Sunshine, the games usually make every effort to stay true to their tropical source material. 

Throughout their adventure, players visit sandy beaches, tropical cities, dense jungles, and even a massive volcano. The game takes some creative liberties with locations such as a snowy mountain, but it’s understandable that Game Freak wanted some further diversity in the types of locations the player explores. 

Speaking of the tropical setting, the lineup of new Pokémon species is fantastic in Sun and Moon. More than ever before, the new species feel truly in line with the game’s setting, and the creatures genuinely feel like they came straight out of an island paradise. There have been previous Pokémon species that felt inspired by their respective region, but as a whole, the seventh-generation Pokédex feels more committed to its region than ever before. 

Standouts include creatures based on geckos, sand castles, sea cucumbers and – perhaps the most obvious example – a wreath of flowers

But the 86 new species introduced in Sun and Moon aren’t all. The game also introduces “Alolan Forms” of already existing Pokémon, which are redesigns of old species that are supposedly only found in the Alola region. Alolan Forms were only given to first-generation Pokémon, but they breathed new life into old, familiar designs. 

The game introduces some user-friendly features like revealing the effectiveness of a Pokémon’s moves before you use them, and the removal of the long-frustrating Hidden Machine (HM) system. Some might be concerned that these changes make the game too easy, but I argue that there’s a difference between features that smoothen the game experience – commonly referred to as quality-of-life features – and removing meaningful challenges from the actual turn-based gameplay. 

For the first time in series history, Sun and Moon drop Pokémon Gyms, replacing them with similar-yet-different Island Trials. Each Trial requires the player to finish a different task around the island, whether that means progressing through an area, winning a spot-the-difference challenge, foraging for materials or successfully passing a quiz. Each Trial concludes with a boss battle against a powered-up Totem Pokémon, which tests the player’s team. Progression-wise, they serve a similar purpose to Gyms, but they’re a nice change of pace for the once-formulaic franchise. 

The villainous team of antagonists in Sun and Moon is also a major improvement in comparison to X and Y.  

The games feature the organization Team Skull: a group of trouble-causing knuckleheads with no clear ambition in mind. They’re easily the least intimidating “evil Team” out of the franchise so far, but this works because they’re clearly written as comic relief rather than the usual terrorist organization. The games make a big joke out of Team Skull, and the game never asks the player to take them too seriously. 

What’s interesting about the setup is the eventual plot twist. It’s eventually revealed that the Aether Foundation, an organization that is initially treated by the game as a group of people wanting to rescue and help injured Pokémon, is the game’s true antagonist. Unbeknownst to the player throughout most of their adventure, the Aether Foundation’s leader is driven by an obsession for otherworldly “Ultra Beasts,” and her true ambition is to open a dangerous wormhole to another world so she might become closer to them. 

It needs to be mentioned that plot twists are incredibly unusual for Pokémon titles. Normally, villainous teams are obvious antagonists from the very beginning, so it’s another nice change to reinvent the Pokémon formula. 

That’s about everything the game does right, and with all those changes, it’s definitely a much more interesting adventure than the preceding X and Y. However, it wouldn’t be a modern Pokémon game if it didn’t mess up somewhere, and sure enough, the game has several issues that make it much less enjoyable than entries like Black and White

The game’s biggest flaw can be summed up in one word: handholding. 

Throughout the entire adventure, the game constantly check-ups on the player and reminds them where they need to be going or what they should be doing next. The games strip away any sort of independence from the player, and at times, you have to wonder if the game designers just think you’re a complete and total idiot. 

While older Pokémon titles felt like you were stepping into the world to go on a grand adventure of independent discovery, Sun and Moon feel more like you’re being led on an overly scripted tour. Rather than letting the player discover the world for themselves, the game has constant NPCs waiting around every corner ready to deliver long walls of text to the player. Frankly, it’s annoying, and it often feels like the game needs to put far more trust in the player. 

Imagine you’re on a tour of a tropical resort and you want to explore, but after every 50 steps you take, your tour guide freezes you in your tracks and forces you to listen to a boring monologue. Congratulations: you’ve just had the Sun and Moon experience. 

It may sound like a small point especially when contrasted against the long list of positives that Sun and Moon offer, but remember that this is constant throughout the whole experience. This doesn’t just affect a short portion of the game – it’s a major downfall for the entire experience and makes it significantly less fun than it could have been with fewer restrictions. 

This might be nice for people who don’t often play video games or enjoy text-based experiences, but for the plethora of returning players and series’ veterans, it’s condescending and patronising. 

A connected issue is the massive amount of text throughout the whole adventure. For those who don’t skip through dialogue by mashing the A button, a considerable amount of time playing Sun and Moon will likely be spent reading. 

In fact, when the games’ definitive versions launched a year later as Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, an interview with Game Freak revealed that those versions actually double the script from the original Sun and Moon, meaning the problem is twice as bad in those versions. How is that a selling point? 

It’s not a visual novel. It’s Pokémon. Cut the crap and get on with it already. 

The other major issue with Sun and Moon is that they almost ignore the highly popular Mega Evolution feature from X and Y. Now, Sun and Moon do technically feature Mega Evolution, but it’s swept to the side in favour of a new (and much less exciting) gimmick, Z-Moves. In short, Z-Moves are powered-up moves for different types and species of Pokémon. They’re interesting, but they pale in comparison to Mega Evolution, which felt like extensions of old tried-and-true creature designs. 

Instead, Mega Evolution feels like an afterthought that was included as a technicality. The player only unlocks Mega Evolution after beating the game, and it’s clear that Z-Moves are now the main focus. 

On its own, this may not be a big deal – after all, Megas are still in Sun and Moon – but the problem is that this move started the trend of abandoning gimmicks in favour of new ones, something that would become even worse in subsequent generations when Mega Evolutions and Z-Moves were dropped entirely. Fans were excited by Mega Evolution when they launched in X and Y, but apparently, it was just a gimmick meant to be forgotten about by the next generation. Despite featuring Mega Evolution in the post-game, I argue that Sun and Moon are still the first entries responsible for this terrible tradition. 

All in all, Sun and Moon aren’t inherently bad games. There’s a lot they do well; the problem is that their positives are each dragged down by poor development decisions that burden the entire experience. Their highs are a lot higher than that of X and Y, but similarly, their lows are a lot lower. 

Unfortunately, like X and Y, a lot of the problems seen in Sun and Moon would carry into later games in the franchise. These issues aren’t one-and-done; they’re omens of worse things to come. 

Perhaps Pokémon Sun and Moon would be remembered as better games if their issues didn’t continue into subsequent generations, but as it stands, it’s hard not to see them as anything but the games that launched the series further into unending freefall. 

This article is part of an ongoing retrospective on the downfall of the Pokémon mainline games. The next article in this series will cover the franchise’s eighth generation’s flagship titles, Pokémon Sword and Shield. To remain updated on this series, stay tuned to The Brock Press. 

Gary Bowser deserved punishment, but Nintendo went way too far 

Notorious video game hacker Gary Bowser deserved to be punished for his actions, but Nintendo’s response to the situation was too severe with Bowser’s life being ruined as a result. 

At one point in his life, Bowser had an innocent love of electronics. He ran an internet café and completed additional work repairing devices. Much of his life purpose, it would seem, revolved around his understanding and love of electronics. 

The ironically named Bowser would eventually join Team Xecuter, a notorious group that created hardware able to circumvent anti-piracy measures on popular video game consoles such as the Nintendo Switch. The group would illegally create and sell this hardware for profit, allowing them to make money by stealing the work of legitimate, hardworking video game developers. 

At first, Bowser was mainly responsible for keeping their website updated, but thanks to his extroverted nature, his role in the group would become more widespread as time went on. 

“I started becoming a middleman in between the people doing the development work, and the people actually owning the mod chips, playing the games,” said Bowser in an interview with The Guardian. “I would get feedback from the testers, and then I would send it to the developers… I can handle people, and that’s why I ended up getting more involved.” 

Despite functioning as a middleman for a group with several members, Bowser would eventually become a scapegoat for Team Xecuter and, to a large extent, everyone involved in video game piracy. While many of Team Xecuter’s members continue to walk free, Bowser has seemingly taken on the brunt of the group’s punishment. 

Nintendo is aware of this, and it appears their harsh punishment for Bowser is an attempt to make an example out of him. 

Indeed, Bowser’s actions were wrong. While there’s a case to be made for the ethicality of emulating retro products no longer available on store shelves, there’s no justification for stealing the work of developers whose work is easily accessible and available on store shelves. It’s not much different from shoplifting, albeit in a more roundabout way. 

The problem is that Bowser has still taken on a punishment that should be shared across Team Xecuter, not placed on only his person. It appears Nintendo has ruined his life in an attempt to scare others away from engaging in piracy, but it is still unethical to impose such heavy consequences upon one person in a criminal organization. 

On the night he was captured, Bowser was in his bed when he awoke to several rifles pointed at his head. He was promptly put in the back of a pickup truck and sent to the Interpol office before being sent to a series of prisons to serve his 40-month sentence. He served 14 months before being released for good behaviour, but those 14 months were anything but easy. 

Nintendo and Bowser came to an agreement that – after paying for personal necessities like rent – Bowser would have to pay Nintendo 20 to 30 per cent of everything else he made as part of the $14.5 million he’s been sentenced to pay. As such, when he was paid morsels to counsel his distraught fellow prisoners, he was already paying Nintendo around $25 per month. 

Bowser’s medical situation was also being neglected during his time in prison, a situation worsened by the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, which required him to spend time in isolation. His left leg has elephantiasis, but because of the pandemic, he couldn’t leave his cell often and spent most of his time sitting down. At one point, he couldn’t get his shoe onto his foot, so he would walk around barefoot. 

Now, after his release from prison, Bowser lives in relative misery. He goes to physical therapy to treat his disability three times a week, but that comes with a financial cost, and Nintendo’s likely keeping a careful eye on his payments. He’s also estranged from his family and relies on his friends to keep him clothed and fed. He’s landed a few coding jobs since his release but hasn’t found anything long-term – and of course, any reputable company performing a background check would likely throw his application away immediately given his infamous legal history. 

Again, this is an interesting scenario because Bowser does deserve punishment for his actions, but it’s hard to deny that the severity of his consequences is unfair and cruel. There are murderers who have gotten off more easily than Bowser.  

Nintendo understandably wants to scare people away from committing piracy, but in doing so, they’ve effectively ruined Bowser’s entire life. 

One might argue that Bowser ruined his own life through his illegal choices, but again, the consequences far outweigh the crime here – especially when they’re burdened upon one individual on behalf of a group of criminals. 

In case it’s not obvious, Nintendo doesn’t actually need the money they’ll be getting from Bowser. Yes, Team Xecuter cost Nintendo quite a lot of money – about $65 million to $150 million in Nintendo’s estimation – but as the richest company in Japan with $11 billion of value and no debt, they’ll clearly be fine whether or not they get their $14.5 million from Bowser.  

With this in mind, it’s easy to surmise that this settlement’s main purpose wasn’t to save the company or even recoup losses; it’s purely to punish Bowser into oblivion and destroy his life in a way that no one would ever want to risk following. 

The severity of Nintendo’s punishment for Bowser is unethically extreme. While he did deserve punishment for his actions, he didn’t deserve to have his life entirely destroyed. 

Why do we value originality over the act of creation itself? 

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Originality should not be the bottom line of making art. 

Anybody who creates knows the burden of originality. Sessions of creative flow can often be interrupted by thoughts of, “this has been done before,” or “this is just a mixture of pre-existing works.” 

In the digital age, where shows and movies are churned out at such a rapid pace, and where people have hardly any time to digest content before moving on to the next thing, creating meaningful, original content can feel impossible.  

So much has been made. Not only do we compete against the millions of other people creating today, but there are already millennia of pre-existing and culturally significant art. Even filmmaking goes back a century, or longer if you consider theatre productions as a form of proto-film. 

But the reality is that barely anything is entirely original today, and the most popular creations are reminiscent of other successes. 

Dune: Part Two is one of the highest-rated films of 2024 – and the highest-grossing film worldwide at the time of writing. In my preparation to see the movie, I watched a 20-minute recap of Dune: Part One, in which the film was described as “Game of Thrones in space, with sandworms instead of dragons.” 

Game of Thrones is an incredibly popular series, but does its existence mean that all political high fantasy is off the table? Dune would disagree. The plot thickens when you consider how Frank Herbert’s original Dune novel came out in 1965, 34 years before George R.R. Martin’s A Game of Thrones was published. 

The reality of it all is that creation has always been based upon intertextuality, or the relationship between texts across forms, genres and creators. 

Some narratives and archetypes have indeed been done to death (I’m looking at you, Luke Skywalker). Poets who compare their love to a bed of roses, or their grief to a black hole, aren’t going to win any awards. However, equating originality to that which has never been done before is a dangerous mindset for creators, especially those who are young or still learning. 

Getting inspired by other creators is nothing to be ashamed of; in fact, it may give your creation more merit to be compared to already-successful works. 

Nothing, for example, quite compares to the first Metroidvania-style game I ever played, Hollow Knight. But even Hollow Knight isn’t entirely original. It is essentially a combination of Super Metroid and Dark Souls, but it works because of the apparent love, dedication and unique elements that comprise it. 

Intertextuality speaks to the progression of art as a whole: creators building off of each other’s ideas throughout space and time. The earliest ancient Greek statues, like Cleobis & Biton, are heavily inspired by statues from ancient Egypt

“Entirely original content” would exist in a vacuum outside of all other art, forgoing the conversational and intertextual nature of content that already exists. Even highly experimental work often comments on the status quo in one way or another. It would imply a creator who does not engage in any form of art, and even someone like this might end up making something that’s “already been done.” 

In 2023, Ed Sheeran was sued for copyright infringement for his song “Thinking Out Loud,” in which he was accused of copying Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On.” Sheeran won the case by playing his guitar in court to perform a multitude of songs that all use the same chord progression – Sheeran explained the defence and partially performed it on The Howard Stern Show.  

Similar to tropes in fiction, or colours in a painting, chord progressions are “in a songwriter’s ‘alphabet,’ [their] toolkit, and should be there for [everyone] to use,” said Sheeran. Artists who pave an entirely unique path may be original, but there’s a reason why popular trends become popular in the first place. 

Experimentation is crucial for the progression of art, don’t get me wrong, but progress is defined by building upon a shared foundation. The Great Pyramid of Giza wasn’t built overnight, after all, and its conception wouldn’t be possible without the Egyptian architecture that came before it. 

At the end of the day, making art is an outlet for emotion and creativity, and every artist brings something new to the table or can spin a pre-existing trend in their own, unique way. Of course, copying work is nothing to be proud of, and plagiarising or using other people’s intellectual property can get you in hot water. 

Using other people’s specific characters, settings, or ideas is not what I’m talking about. You cannot make your own video game about Samus Aran without getting Nintendo’s permission, but you could craft a story about space warriors and aliens. Anyone engaged in the act of creating shouldn’t be concerned with whether their ideas are original enough, but you can always check Canada’s copyright laws to be safe. 

The best art comes out of play-work but getting bogged down by thoughts of “what if it isn’t good or original” is incredibly restrictive, especially in a society characterized by countless other stressors, and in which it can feel like everything has been done. 

But art has not ceased. Authors have not stopped writing novels, movies keep coming out to critical reviews, and billions of people still enjoy music and visual art.  

Art is everlasting, and the future of it rests in the palms of young creators, even those who think their work isn’t good enough, or not original enough. 

Editorial: Debunking Conservative myths about the carbon tax 

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The Conservative Party endlessly repeats the same lies about the carbon tax. What they never show is the other side of the ledger, where it’s clear that the tax doesn’t harm those who they say it does.  

If you’ve ever seen an advertisement from the leader of the Conservative Party, Pierre Poilievre, you’ve likely heard him target the carbon tax as something that’s hurting Canadian families and small farmers. The Official Opposition leader has been campaigning to remove Trudeau’s carbon tax with the #AxeTheTax branding phrase.  

However, Poilievre is prone to making declarative statements without showing his math. The most readily apparent example of this is how Poilievre’s campaign website for the imminent federal election in Canada features no actual analytic breakdowns of how he’ll help low-income families with, say, cutting the carbon tax or doing away with “red tape” and government bureaucracy.  

Meanwhile, former US Democratic Party presidential candidate Bernie Sanders features numerical breakdowns of how to feasibly expand Social Security on his campaign website from the now long-past 2020 US general election.  

Understanding the carbon tax 

It’s important to note that Canada has had pricing on carbon pollution at a federal level going back to the late 1990s. What Conservatives are talking about when they complain about a cumbersome carbon tax on businesses and individuals today is Trudeau’s bill, the Greenhouse Gas Pollution Pricing Act (GHGPPA), which passed in 2018.  

The GHGPPA levies a fee on carbon emissions where 90 per cent of the revenue is returned to households in the form of rebates with a graded scale of returns depending on income levels in order to help lower-income houses. The remaining 10 per cent of revenue is given back to small businesses and weaker sectors affected by the tax. As of now, the tax imposes $65 CAD per tonne of CO2 equivalent. This figure is set to increase to $170 CAD by 2030.  

This breakdown already punctures an important framing tactic that the Conservatives use to fearmonger about its harmful effect on regular Canadians: the revenues from the federal tax are returned to the localities from which they are taken. Conservatives leave this fact out becauseit makes it easier to pretend that the Liberal federal government is a kind of Leviathan stealing taxes from ordinary Canadians who rely on gas to get to their jobs in order to fill its Ottawa coffers.  

More importantly, when Conservatives only show the amount taken off the top to say the tax harmfully affects families and businesses, they do so by deliberately ignoring the other side of the ledger in terms of the returns from the built-in rebate system. “Through the Canada Carbon Rebate, eight out of 10 families in backstop provinces receive more money back than they pay into the system, with lower-income households benefiting the most,” explains the Canadian government’s website.  

This means in more cases than not, the average Canadian is making money from the carbon tax. Yes, even when considering the tax’s marginal effect on inflation (0.15 per cent of inflation numbers according to the Bank of Canada), the tax is helping middle- and low-income Canadians.  

Farming and industry under the tax 

Another rhetorical feature of Poilievre’s campaigns against carbon pricing is the claim that it harmfully affects businesses. He likes to point out specifically how the farmer is negatively affected as it taps into long-felt western alienation in Canada, making him seem more down to earth than Ottawa elites embroiled in their cozy white-collar lifestyles.  

Barring the rebate system seeing that more times than not — especially for lower-income Canadians through means testing — the tax gives back more than was paid into by individuals, farmers and industry in general are in a pretty good place due to special exemptions and alternative pricing systems.  

For farmers, there’s a clause carved out of the carbon pricing legislation that exempts all diesel and gasoline as well as biological greenhouse gas emissions (GHG) used for operations. In fact, for better or worse, about 97 per cent of GHG emissions are not subject to carbon pricing. So much for Poilievre’s back-pocket archetypal farmer being robbed by Ottawa for his cows’ collective flatulence and heating the barn.  

There are similar exemptions made for fishers as well. 

At this point the reader may ask: But what about the carbon tax making large-scale industry non-competitive? Well, fortunately this was already thought of and is why inside the GHGPPA there’s the Output-Based Pricing System (OBPS) which specifically ensures that the same tax on individuals based on CO2 equivalent isn’t applied to larger scale industry.  

If a business has a facility (or facilities) that exceeds 10,000 tonnes (10 kilotonnes) of carbon-dioxide equivalent GHG emissions, then that business is covered under the OBPS which exempts the business from the fuel charge. Instead, businesses protected by the OBPS must pass a threshold of emitting 50,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide equivalent GHGs to be subject to carbon pricing.  

Furthermore, there are special tax credits given to OBPS-subject businesses that invest in greener technology and that expend fewer emissions based on similar-activity/product averages, thus monetarily encouraging a transition to renewables and better industry practices: 

“The OBPS sets an emissions limit for each facility subject to the OBPS (covered facilities). This emissions limit is calculated using an emissions-intensity performance standard (i.e., a set level of greenhouse gas (GHG) emissions per unit of output) for a given product or activity. Facilities that emit less than their emissions limit earn surplus credits they can sell or save for later use. Facilities that emit more than their annual emissions limit must provide compensation for the excess emissions by a prescribed deadline. 

“By allowing facilities to generate and trade surplus credits for reducing their emissions below the limit, the OBPS ensures that the incentive to reduce emissions created by the carbon pollution price applies to every tonne of emissions from industrial facilities.” 

As such, the OBPS is a concession to large-scale fossil-fuel intensive businesses, likely the result of lobbying.  

For example, New Brunswick Green Party Leader David Coon suggested lobbying was behind Ottawa’s switching of the pricing cap in 2018 to have it where “natural gas stations face carbon taxes on emissions above 370 tonnes, oil on emissions above 550 tonnes and coal above 800 tonnes, a major concession to coal plants,” which ran against prior commitments from the Liberals to incentivize coal plants switching to natural gas. 

These price allocations make little sense when it comes to combatting climate change when considering that coal is the “dirtiest” fuel source when it comes to GHGs, accounting for 0.3 of the 1-degree Celsius increase in average global temperatures. Burnt coal emits nitrogen oxides which beyond creating visually impairing smog and haze is a major contributor to respiratory illness and lung disease including cancer. 

It’s interesting to see “coal concessions” considering the fearmongering that Conservatives project onto carbon pricing.  

However, this brings up another issue: do Conservatives have a plan to deal with climate change?  

Poilievre is running a campaign on getting the government out of the way, but with regulations and government out of the scene there will simply be no market-oriented solution to climate change, and if there is it will come too late as capital is always focuses on what’s profitable in the short-term.  

Without regulation and government planning, it will essentially be a rigged game of chicken between the major GHG-emitting industry giants: instead of their C-class employers and investors standing on the tracks waiting to see if their competitors will jump out of the way of the train of climate catastrophe first, it will be people like their workers who can’t financially shield themselves from the effects of climate catastrophe — extreme weather events, mass immigration, ecocide, famine, war — standing on the tracks.  

The point is that the train in this metaphor only comes because GHG-emitting capital is constructing the rails and choosing to mutually commission the train at the expense of the majority of us.  

While the carbon tax is not the royal road to sustainable energy consumption, it’s a push in the right direction. Conservative hyperbole around the tax’s negative impact is simultaneously a cover-up of their lack of plans to combat climate catastrophe and their stabbing the average Canadian in the back because of incumbent business interests who are their real party base.